"Her hair is dark and her nose is soft on the bridge and rounded all over. Her lips and eyebrows- even her tiny little jawline that judders when she cries - it's all Cody, its all Rex, and Wolffe and Ponds and Monnk and Fox -"
TV Executives: “if the strike goes in, you won’t get new episodes of your favorite shows! You won’t get new movies you were looking forward to! Isn’t that terrible, what the writers are doing to you?”
Me: Bitch, that might have been an effective threat in 2007, but we have since survived a Covid shutdown and discovered ways to amuse ourselves while we waited, we can outwait this shit, too. I got a pile of shows saved I haven’t even watched yet, and a Mt. TBR waiting for me.
Compensate (and respect) your writers for their work, assholes.
It's just hilarious that they're trying to pull this whole "but your favorite shows!" nonsense.
Oh, you mean the shows you cancel after the third season no matter how good they're doing to avoid paying writers residuals? The shows that get produced and then never aired because you found a nice tax writeoff? The shows whose writing suffers because the writers' room got six weeks to write before getting booted and making the showrunner adapt all their scripts? The shows you straight up pulled from your streaming service to scam their crews out of rewatch money?
I will happily sacrifice my shows for the writers that gave them to me, no questions needed, but if anyone tries to say that the blatantly terrible way streaming treats its writers is somehow beneficial to shows, remind them of Infinity Train and Batgirl. That's the ideal they're pushing towards if someone doesn't say no, and we should be thankful that the writers are doing that for us.
Go ahead, cancel my shows. Instead of spinning while I watch tv I’ll just move my spinning-chair outside and hang out in my garden and chat with my tomatoes.
Happy approaching new year all! I just wanted to look at all the covers I’d made for Star Wars fics in 2022 all at once lol
links to each beneath the cut!
hello tumblr, can our next mass hyperfixation be welsh myths please 🥺
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
Hey all my food insecure and tight budget folks out there, Wendy's will be doing 1 CENT hamburgers May 26th through June 1st!
the seal at the bottom of 瓷器 ciqi/chinese porcelain is handwritten
This sort of precision is incredible! I would love to have that level of painting skill.
i'm curious
you can check which movie it was here!
pls reblog and put in the tags which movie it was :)
I just took 3d8 Psychic Damage what the fuck
i fucked up this batch of potions SO bad. i did not think this through. i should not have made them this potent.
whats gonna happen if i drink this. wrong answers only
ULTIMATE BLUE BOY BRACKET - ROUND ONE PART ONE
my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness
See also: ironing, wearing heels, putting styling product in my hair.
I need you all to understand that every time I put the effort in I get 80s teen movie transformation level doubletakes.
It’s hilarious
See also: ironing,
wearing heels, putting styling
product in my hair.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Yep. I save my makeup and hair styling (anything more elaborate than a straight braided tail) for when I go to ren faires or cosplay. It’s like my very own Magical Girl Transformation.
Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.
And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!
ancient Egyptian robes
This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:
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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.
Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi
It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.
I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.
Mandalorian Arthur Morgan lives rent free in my head
you know when you’re in america when your training modules for being an assistant preschool teacher have how to clean toys on one page and how to respond to a school shooting on the next
babies. i have to take a class on how to protect infants, small defenseless innocents that have nothing but good to give to the world, from a school shooter. i have to learn how to keep a 6 month old quiet when gunshots are ringing out in the next room. i have to learn how to hide a room full of babies just woken from naptime by a murder with a gun, how to hold them and rock them and pray they don’t cry and let a shooter know where we are. god bless america
this is okay to rb by the way. this is the reality for teachers, by all means fucking show it to people
have you considered carrying rather than crying on tumblr?
Why should I be expected to carry a gun when I work with 18 month olds? What in teaching children how to walk and speak and hold a crayon and identify the colors of a rainbow equals carrying? Are you a teacher? Do you work with toddlers? Are you willing to work in these conditions? Are you gonna pay my hazard pay? Stand in traffic cunt




















