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when your shift is over but the customer keeps talking
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weloveshortvideos
when u almost die but recover with a whip
blazeduptequilamonster
Soooo close lol
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Too many people are trying to find the right person instead of being the right person.
- unknown (via quotelounge)
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The future is now
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yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere
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me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time
me: i could just pick 1 thing to do
brain: do 0 things
me: why?
brain: You Gotta
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*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
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What the FUCK is this I’m dying
marcgiela
me outside the club
me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
Me before I turned 21 outside the bar
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officer: license and registration
me: *hands officer a card*
officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly
me: yes
officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night
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when the caffeine wears off and suddenly you’re lying face down on your bed like a dried apricot with zero sense of space or time
Me this whole week Jk this my whole life
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15 year olds: I am so wise beyond my years... growing up is so *sniffles* tragic....I understand pain
20 year olds: what the hap is fuckening
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lulz-time
She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…
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has a fever: i'm ok
coughs out lungs: i'm ok
throat on fire: i'm ok
is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life
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coral
quotelounge
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