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I tried to write your name in the rain But the rain never came So I made with the sun
Hey.. ik that I am and always have been irrelevant on this app, but I just wanted to say that I’m back. I was going through a lot when I decided to never come back, but by leaving I realized how much I missed. To all the people I used to talk to on here, if you’re still on here, I want to say thank you for all the support, and I’m better now. If anyone wants to talk, I’m here, for real this time. 💕
Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.
ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck
this is why the internet was made
hankjob
This was made in 2006 but immediately opened a worm hole to 2017
Source: blockchiken
This is the greatest thing
trees-and-sky
So wholesome,,,
josh: a whiskey for me, and… uh… he can have a juice box.
tyler: josh, i’m thirty. i can have my own juice box.
nungers-deactivated20150403
i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?
Animal sizes for comparison
Moose
Grey Wolf
Maned Wolf
Sea Otter
Toucan
Grizzly Bear
Polar Bear
Stellar Sea Lion
Cow
Pig
Raven
Black Bear & Bengal Tiger
White-Tailed Deer
Buffalo
Capybara
treacherous-serpent
me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”
The human body is made in such a way, that it is impossible to smile and breathe at the same time
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look at you! you just smiled! you look so cute when you do that!
thegoodvybe
“It is both a blessing and a curse to feel everything so deeply.”
— Love And Space Dust (via thegoodvybe)
Me: *plays the same song on repeat 60 times in one day*
My Brain: :)
Legit everyone else watching me do this:
When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances
scoutfinches
STOP
Please end my suffering
bloden
I mean, he’s not hideous..
how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged
never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight
