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Musings of my Witchy mind.

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My blog of things that catch my eye, knowledge that stimulates my brain, humor that makes me laugh, and Witchy topics that interest me.

i think that at this point. at THIS point of Things. you can pretty safely assume that almost no one is Doing Well, so instead of being a real shitlord about tiny problems, maybe instead go out of your way to be kinder and more patient to everyone around you.

or at least fucking fake it.

or at least just be quiet.

these are the guiding principles of 2022

  • assume no one is OK
  • use that as fuel for kindness and bridge-building, not pettiness
  • if you can’t be kind, be quiet

IF YOU CAN’T BE KIND, BE QUIET

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I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:

On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.

On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?

well, come to think of it, we’re at the top of the food chain but we almost exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country

raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban environment because they’re opportunistic and observant. and almost none of them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and chase them out of wherever we don’t want them to be, but other animals are territorial too. but there’s a number of situations where humans feed whoever’s bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. ‘a human got me but nothing bad happened’ is a much more frequent thing than ‘a human got me and tried to eat me’.  

anyway like, we’re masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on to their kids. 

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It really is a weird, funny thing. Like yeah, technically they’re predators, and they get pretty screamy, especially if you try to take any of their stuff… but given the chance it seems like they’d rather help us out and sometimes they’ll just randomly give you food, so???

I mean, I guess in fairytales and myths we’ve got our fair share of stories about dangerous people/creatures who might well kill you or otherwise ruin your life, but to whom people nonetheless turn for help in desperate circumstances. So it’s not like the perspective is exactly a foreign thing to our own mindset, really… It’s just that, y’know, we can’t actually go make a deal with the faeries when there’s something we can’t figure out.

(Which brings me to an interesting thought about the ubiquitous rule about never eating the faery food lest you find yourself forever unsatisfied with anything in the human world - and the potential parallels to the dangers of feeding wildlife human food lest they become addicted and too tame and dependent to be safe for either themselves or us. Hmm.)

Okay, but that last bit with the Fae…makes almost perfect sense.

Of the stories I’ve read, the food of the Fae, its origins and effects, are often strange and/or obscure.- Just like our food to most animals.

The Fae are strange beings that seem to know weird things that give them power or an edge over us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae work and live by strange rules also often nonsensical or obscure to us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae can easily obtain vast amounts of things we consider rare/precious/desireable, and have no problem with dishing it out wantonly for no other reason than amusement.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae sometimes are amused by having us around, but only on their terms and IF it amuses/intrigues them.- Just like us to animals.

GUYS, I SENSE A PATTERN….

-they have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the correct respects right is banishment, if you’re lucky, and death if you’re not.

-they have wild and unexpected parties where you’d least expect to find them, but if you’re bold enough to entertain them they’ll feed you and caress you and play with you all night.

-time runs strangely in their realm. their homes are summerlands: warm and bright, no matter the season. there is always fruit on their tables. but not everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again.  

-their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their own rules you will access riches beyond imagining.

-sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads.

-they will absolutely steal your children away. when your children return— if they ever do— they will come back strange. they will know things they shouldn’t. they won’t know things that they should. your strange children might survive, might even prosper, might take wives and husbands and have children of their own. but they will always be marked by their time away from your world.

-the price for pissing them off is always death. sometimes just you. sometimes your whole community. 

-if you are very good, and very smart, and very brave, they will grant your wish.

My eyes just got wider and wider the further down I read.

So idk if this is like a common thing or not but ever since I was little theres been these shadow children that tend to come out at night in my house. If it's dark enpugh they will follow me around, hiding at the edges of doorways and walls, get as close as the possibly can, pawing at the doorway and just barely umable to reach me.

I saw them again tonight but in larger numbers than I've noticed in many years. I tried using some basic magic on them to get them to back off, but it didn't work. However the didn't dare step in my room where my main wards are set up! In my youth they'd claw at the edge of the bed.

Any ideas as to what this is/could be??

Shadow people are a common form of hallucination. Common enough they've got their own wikipedia page. Bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, methamphetamine usage, CO2 leaks, and sleep paralysis can all make you see shadow people, and I'm sure there are other mundane things that can do that too.

Before you assume something is a supernatural phenomenon, you've gotta rule out any mundane causes. In the case of creepy shadow children, that means checking your CO2 detector and making sure nothing physical is messing with your head. If you're taking psych meds and you've changed them recently, maybe go back to the old dosage/med. Stuff like that.

Like, I am not an expert on the occult- this could be something supernatural, idk- but I know enough about psychology to say "this might be the sign of a bigger problem, talk to your doctor".

Black mold in the walls can also cause hallucinations similar to this and would also account for long-term exposure that fluctuates depending on season.

But yeah, never assume magic first. Assume the mundane and act accordingly. Signed, - the witch with over 20 years of experience who always brings CO alarms to supposed hauntings.

Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

"I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn't do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What's that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-"

Just realized I'm never at a 0 on a fatigue scale, at my best I'm at like.. a 1-3?

I always feel like.. kinda dozey? (Like when you get yawny but not really tired) and my legs and arms feel kinda like how they might feel after a workout or smth.

Wack how people just don't feel at least a little tired.

shadow, ai am begging you to tell me right now that being fatigued at all time is typical. please. because ai am always at least a two.

I hate to be the one to inform you /lh

Most people are at a 0

3 at my best. 6-8 on most days.

Fuck. I exist at a 3-4 at my most optimal. 

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Hey, so, when someone practicing in a closed religion tells you to stop appropriating their deities, traditions, holy texts and such, and you respond with:

But x deity reached out to me why would they reach out to me if they are closed to people outside of x culture?

That is a bullshit excuse lol

First of all, the voices of physical, tangible human beings that are a part of a marginalized group are who you should be listening to.

Second of all, I am sorry, but no amount of “x deity reached out to me so I am gonna listen to them before I listen to you lol” is going to erase the fact that you are choosing to be disrespectful and violate living cultures and living people, rather than using discernment to see whether or not that closed deity is even actually communicating with you

Some of you folks claiming to be communicating with Lilith, despite not being Jewish, are so desperate to work with a Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss™ that you are not taking into consideration the countless, COUNTLESS deities and spirits who actually DO fill that role, and are not part of a closed practice.

At the end of the day, there is no true tangible proof that you are communicating with a god. We are all believing in what we do out of faith. But practitioners, minorities, and people who are part of closed cultures are 100%, undoubtably, sitting there and watching you show your ass in the name of disrespect and ignorance.

It costs 0 dollars to listen to active practitioners.

Stop stealing from Judaism.

Stop stealing from Vodou.

Stop stealing from Brujeria. 

Stop stealing from things that do not belong to you.

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Hello~

I am very interested in learning more about pop culture magic/witchcraft. I'm a history nerd so I tend to lean towards historical or traditional--used loosely here--magic and witchcraft. As such, I've never really delved into pop culture magic!

What are some resources you'd like to share on the topic?

Alternatively, what are some misconceptions often made about pop culture magic?

Thank you for your time!

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Hello hello, friend!

I have some terribly bad news about this - pop culture magic, by its very nature, is incredibly personal and doesn't really have many "pillar resources" that are widely accepted, especially because many pop witches keep to themselves due to some particularly zealous gatekeepers.

There are also some books that have been passed around in the community as "hey, everyone should read these", but because I haven't read them, I'm not going to vouch for them or list them because I can't guarantee the quality.

Really, the whole point of pop culture magic (and paganism!) is to engage with a piece of media on a spiritual/metaphysical/whatever your magic may be level. So really, what you need is to be willing to spend a lot of time digging into a piece of media (or music broadly, that often gets lumped in with media-related magic) and figure out how that translates to your own magic.

For instance, I connect with the five colors of Magic: the Gathering more than I connect with most elemental breakdowns. Well, the five colors, the non-canon color, Colorless, and Phyrexian. In translating this over to my practice, I dropped the common gamer lingo of "mana" and switched it out for "energy" because I didn't want to appropriate in my craft, despite the common usage of the term in games.

Meanwhile, I also worship Azura from the Elder Scrolls series. While I haven't drawn much of the Elder Scrolls into my magical craft as of late, being able to connect with Azura through my religious practice gives me nice warm fuzzies. Though this isn't universal - I'm in a Daedric Prince paganism server and everyone has had as many differing experiences with Daedric Princes as there have been users in said server. Some experience them as they are in canon (I've seen quite a bit about Molag Bal) and some experience them in a different capacity from what we see in canon (once again, Molag Bal, but also Mehrunes Dagon).

With Pokemon, well, my second-oldest thoughtform is an Absol, and I also find the 18 Pokemon types to make sense as an elemental praxis (like I did with the MtG colors).

I may have rambled too much on this one, so uhhhh have some blog posts to read about pop culture magic and how that may or may not work:

Okay, next, I'll address the misconceptions. I'll just go through this lightning-round style because I'm over the concept of thinking. Feel free to ask me to elaborate on any of these!

  • Misconception 1: We're delusional/nuts/don't know the difference between reality and fiction. Truth 1: Well, no. While it's true that a lot of pop culture pagans/witches/magic practitioners are neurodivergent, that doesn't mean we can't discern fact or fiction. There's no greater percentage of pop culture practitioners of any form being more mentally ill or neurodivergent than non-pop culture practitioners.
  • Misconception 2: Pop culture magic is divorced from other forms of magic. Truth 2: Not really. I dabble in various types of magic and have found that a lot of them work quite well when mixed with pop culture magic. I also worship several "historical" deities alongside Azura - to say nothing of the deities with no "historical" backing until someone wrote a book that they seemed to have pulled out of their butts (looking at you, Aradia, Eostre, and Mesperyian). I even recently made a shitpost about Cernunnos only having one source that we don't even know is him and his common syncretism with a ghost in one (1) English forest and Pan. (I keep accidentally bullying Cernunnos, I swear I love him but he's a really good example for these discussions.)
  • Misconception 3: Pop culture spells don't work. Truth 3: Not with that attitude, they don't! As I legendarily said in the past on pop culture magic, "shit’s already so goddamn weird that it may as well work". And, I mean...pot meet kettle, you can't prove whatsoever that even non-pop culture-based magic works to someone skeptical enough. You can't prove any of this, you can only figure out that your spell did or didn't work.

I would like to apologize for the essay I wrote in response to your question, but I hope it was at least entertaining to read!

~Jasper
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One of my biggest pop culture practices is Headology, from the Discworld series. The way that Granny Weatherwax and the other witches in Terry Pratchett’s books practice magic is familiar, and often how I connect with my own witchy practices and beliefs.

THIS

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

IT'S A COMIC BOOK AND IT AIN'T HIDING IT

:D

WHEN WILL DC GIVE US A PLUSH TOY OF HIM

I need a Starro

Actually I need two Starro plushies one of which I will put inside a glass jar so they can be Jarro :D

Gotta get a Robin costume for one

Me: I require your tiniest Robin costume

Store Employee: what do u need this for

Me: I’m definitely not dressing up a plush alien starfish so don’t think that

Honestly if someone told me that’s what they needed it for I would pull out ALL the stops 😂

YOU ARE A GOOD SOUL :D

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Ratcatcher II continuing Squirrel Girl’s proof of concept that large swarms of rodent friends is the greatest superpower. <3

I ship her and Doreen as my crossover crackship :D

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Is this starfish batman's alien son?

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And then, when he misbehaves (with the best of intentions, just bad execution) and submits himself to punishment, he knows his dad still loves him.

F R E E   H I M

I am sobbing, what, I just...

look: our neanderthal ancestors took care of the sick and disabled so if ur post-apocalyptic scenario is an excuse for eugenics, u are a bad person and literally have less compassion than a caveman

Yes but they also when extinct which implies whatever they were doing at the time wasn’t fit for their environment.

So, it’s been awhile since I took a human evolution course, so some of this might be a little out of date, but

1) Whether or not Neanderthals went extinct is still kind of up for debate, and seems to hinge largely on whether you think that Neanderthals are a H. Sapiens subspecies or not, which often seems like a mildly pointless argument to me since it’s largely a fight about which definition of “species” to use

2) Even if we argue that Neanderthals are our direct ancestors and never went extinct, several Neanderthal *traits* (like their noses and their forheads) *have* left the population. Care for the disabled is not one of them.

Saying “Neanderthals cared for their sick and injured and are now extinct, therefore care for the disabled is maladaptive” is like saying “Dodos are extinct therefore beaks are a terrible idea”

Statements about “less compassion than a caveman” still stand.

–Peter

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I teach human evolution to college students, so in addition to that, here’s what we know. There’s some citations (and footnotes) behind the cut, if you’re interested.

So Neanderthals aren’t our direct ancestor- more like a branch of the family tree that didn’t lead to us. Close cousins- close enough to breed- but they evolved outside of Africa about 400kya, while our species evolved in Africa about 200kya*. This is important because it means that altruism can’t possibly be a Neanderthal trait that left the population during the evolution into modern humans; we didn’t evolve from them, so it’s not like we can say “well, this was maladaptive in our ancestors.” This is a behavior you see in two temporally coexisting species (or subspecies), and I do mean two, because it wasn’t just Neanderthals practicing altruism. We did it too.

We have really good evidence that early Homo sapiens sapiens (i.e., us, just old) also took care of their injured, elderly, and disabled. At Cro-Magnon in France, a few individuals clearly suffered from traumatic injury and illness during their lives. Cro-Magnon 1 had a nasty infection in his face; his bones are pitted from it. Cro-Magnon 2, a female, had a partially healed skull fracture, and several of the others had fused neck vertebrae that had fused as a result of healed trauma; this kind of injury would make it impossible to hunt and uncomfortable to move. This kind of injury can be hard to survive today, even with modern medical care; the fact that the individuals at Cro-Magnon survived long enough for the bones to remodel and heal indicate that somebody was taking care of them. At Xujiayao, in northern China, there’s evidence of healed skull fractures (which would have had a rather long recovery time and needed care); 

This evidence of altruism extends past injured adults, as well. One of the most compelling cases is at Qafzeh, which is in Israel. Here we see evidence of long-term care for a developmentally disabled child (as well as a child who had hydrocephaly and survived). Qafzeh 11, a 12-13 year old at time of death, suffered severe brain damage as a child. Endocasts (basically making a model of the inside of the skull, where the brain would be) show that the volume of the brain was much smaller than expected; likely the result of a growth delay due to traumatic brain injury. The patterns of development suggest that this injury occurred between the ages of 4 and 6. They very likely suffered from serious neurological problems; the areas of the brain that were injured are known to control psychomotricity. This means that the kid may have had a hard time controlling their eye movements, general body movement, keeping visual attention, performing specific tasks, and managing uncertainty; in addition, Broca’s area might also have been damaged, which likely would have affected the kid’s ability to speak. Long and short of it, without help, this kid wouldn’t have survived to age 12-13. 

But they did. They lived, and they were loved. When they died, they were given a funeral- we know this based on body position and funeral offerings. Mortuary behavior was common among both Neanderthals and archaic Homo sapiens, and this burial was particularly interesting. The body was placed on its back, its legs extended and the arms crossed over the chest. Deer antlers were laid on the upper part of the chest; in the archaeological context, they were in close contact with the palmar side of the hand bones, meaning it’s likely that they were placed in the hands before burial. This points to Qafzeh 11 being valued by the community- why go to the effort for somebody you don’t care about? Compassion is a very human trait, and to call it maladaptive is to ignore hundreds of thousands of years of human experience.

“Compassion is a very human trait, and to call it maladaptive is to ignore hundreds of thousands of years of human experience.”

Would you be alright with me borrowing your words when someone poses the above comments’ line of thought to me?

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Of course! (And feel free to use anything else in my anthropology tag.)

Compassion is a very human trait, and to call it maladaptive is to ignore hundreds of thousands of years of human experience.