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@darkangel-1234

cirque du freak! hetalia! black Butler! my chemical romance!!!!!!!!!! I wanna be a vampire! gavner where are you make me your assistant!

the signs in a zombie apocalypse

ARIES: makes themselves the leader but always leads ppl into trouble
TAURUS: complains about having to eat canned food
GEMINI: forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby
CANCER: gets shit done but complains they have to do everything
LEO: constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily
VIRGO: demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant
LIBRA: tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood
SCORPIO: is happy that they can now kill something without guilt
SAGITTARIUS: must prove that they can kill the most zombies
CAPRICORN: finds an actual safe place to hide bc everyone is incompetent
AQUARIUS: starts daydreaming then gets bit
PISCES: cries
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afoxnamedtod

Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.

Are there people who don’t reblog this?

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cannibalcoalition

I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.

FUCKING BOOKS.

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professionalcrazyfangirl

If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A TRANS PERSON.

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

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wasbella102

And if this wasnt enough

Ukrainians - 3,000,000

Polish - 6,028,000

Politcal Prisoners - Unknown

Roman Catholics - 3,000

Bahá’í Faith - Unknown

Enemy Nationals - Unknown

Social Deviants - Prostitutes, Vagrants, Drug Addicts, Alchoholics, Open dissidents, pacifists, draft resisters and common criminals

ALL died in concentration camps. Lets remember what happened to Millions and Millions of people, Today on Holocaust Memorial day

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vampiresarechildrenofthenight-d

Take this out of context, and you get a sitcom about a laughably inept gay vampire couple and their passive-aggressive adopted daughter. 

Was that not the movie? Cuz that was totally what I got.

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baffledking

That was totally the movie I watched. 

Yup, sounds accurate.

In context, out of context, it works both ways.

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barbie-isalive

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

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rabid-logan

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

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shrinking-ulzzang

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

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bootleg-firework

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

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starcrossedcherik

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

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appropriately-inappropriate

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

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bronzewitch30928

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.
In high school they told me: There is no excuse for an absence. NONE.
In college I called a professor and said: I'm really, really, really sorry but it's -18 before windchill and I have to walk two miles to get to class.
The professor said: You stay inside and stay safe. Here's what we're reading today. I'll quiz you next week and if you can get a 90% I'll mark you present. I know you live off-campus, do you have food?
In high school they told me: Your advisor is just for academia, not personal problems.
In college my advisor called me: Are you okay? I haven't seen you in class in two weeks and I know you have depression. I can drop off your work if you'd like. Please call me and tell me how you're doing even if you can't get to class.
In high school they told me: Don't argue. You think this is bad, wait til college.
In college all but one of my professors said: You wanna argue, do it in a civil manner. We didn't get here today without 5000 years of healthy debate.
In Addition:
In high school they told me: You need to exceed all of your peers to get your teacher's attention and MAYBE they'll give you a good reference with a network.
Most of my college teachers: Hey, you're fucking funny, I like you, you say intelligent things sometimes, and some dumb shit but you're here to learn and if you need a recommendation, come to me and I'll help out.
High School: Forced the quiet kids to talk
College: You're quiet... give me a good amount of thought in your papers and tests and your participation points will be counted.
High School: Don't ask questions, just listen and do the readings and you'll be fine!
College: ASK QUESTIONS YOU QUIET CRICKETS!!! Seriously, how in the hell am I supposed to know you understand me? I know you all don't get this shit, it's hard so ask questions!

A character can still be a great character without being a good person.

In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.

Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.

real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity

what I’m saying is: respect your kids’ privacy and they will come to you with shit you’re worried about them doing

more than that : if you see a girl being harassed, she won’t always have that reflex. So YOU go and tell her : “Hiiii (insert random name here) I didn’t see you ! what are you doing here ? So glad to see you, come sit with me”. I promise you the girl won’t think twice before going with you. I was with friends in a late night tramway once, everyone was drunk and tired, and there was a girl all alone in the seat facing ours. She minded her own business, finishing the sauce of an empty french fries carton. Two drunk guys show up and sit on each side of her, telling her that she shouldn’t eat that, that she will get fat, that it would be a shame to let such a pretty body go fat, and a various number of disgusting things. So I said “hey Julie, why are you letting those douchebags annoy you, come back, sit with us.” She looked at me and immediately changed sides to sit with us. The guys were surprised, saying “she’s your friend ?!” and I just replied “yes, and you’re annoying her right now.” I stayed with her until she got out of the tramway safe. When you’re being harassed it’s sometimes very hard to think straight and find a quick way to react, so I encourage everybody to do this if you see another woman being harassed. Pretend you know her, and that she’s your friend. Let her know you’re here to side with her and protect her. Help girls be safe.

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awwstudyingno
southerner: im cold northerner: *appears in a cloud of mysterious smoke* COLD??????????? YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING COLD?????

northerner: ugghh it’s so hot outside

southerner: *appears in a burst of flame* SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

Californian:*65 degrees* it's freezing

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source)

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capitalism-is-bae

The original

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radtracks

mr. brightside // the killers

now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head
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breakfast-with-satan

If you don’t stop what you’re doing immediately and reblog this who are you???

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pumpkinradisharchive-deactivate

This is a public announcement that using ‘Girl’ as an insult, ex: “Stop being such a girl” is continuing the idea that being a girl is bad, makes us inferior, and is in no way a problem.

Please stop using girl as an insult.

And this does not mean start using ‘boy’ in its place.

And I’m only bringing this up because I just saw a picture that, although the art was cute, Vivi was using the exact same insult.

Keep drawing. But stop using my gender as an insult.