May 23rd, ‘14 Dublin, Ireland
*washes face*
*checks if acne is still there*
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*opens fridge*
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help
curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going
when you originally put the right answer on a test but changed it before turning it in
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
the brightest witch of her age
Harry at Sticky Studios today 21.05
my tongue is so cold let me put it in ur mouth
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.



