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@darjeeling-rose

Call me Tea. A side blog for ~ a e s t h e t i c ~ posts and (seldomly) spamming my hyperfixtions (totally not because im worried my moots will judge me for some of them {i already do that enough for the both of us}).

sci-fi jobs that must exist that i find inexplicably amusing:

  • space customs
  • tow trucks except they’re towing illegally parked spaceships
  • for that matter, spaceship thieves, if only for how much more effort i imagine that would take
  • irs agents who have to find tax evaders who went 2 or 3 galaxies over
  • literally everything about the concept of the space version of the dmv
  • imagine being the person who teaches hapless 16 year olds how to fly a spaceship
  • people who analyze Old Earth media for a living the same way people now analyze shakespeare or beowulf, aka a bunch of scholarly and serious academics writing papers arguing the true meaning of Mean Girls and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and A Very Potter Musical
  • cruise spaceships. you’re taking a slow tour of saturn’s rings and people are still complaining about you running out of cocktail sauce

feel free to add more

Sam Gamgee strikes me as the kind of guy who would post a picture of himself holding a fish

I know hes canonically scared of boats or whatever, but he still has. the aura. of a fish holding guy

You get it you understand my vision

It's because he's actually a guy who takes a picture of himself holding a prize-winning vegetable, which is a species with the same genus as fish-holding guys.

As a Catholic, I love that the secular world is so fascinated by St. Joan of Arc. I just wish they would stop depicting her as a boss bitch or a butch lesbian and see her for the beauty of what she truly was: a teenage girl who really, really hated the English.