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my life tho

@darebearlee / darebearlee.tumblr.com

Hey guys, I'm Darian, though my friends call me DareBear. 23 year old, Canadian, just wandering through life. Single, working on myself and my health. My tumblr is completely random.
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a-daks
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
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andordean

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

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kaeltale

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

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johanirae

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

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jenroses

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

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boxofsoap

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

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let monster women look monstrous u fucking cowards

A legend

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all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five

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liaxnyc

Love and everything it represents is still alive and well

I always felt like one of those women who are desired but never loved to the magnitude and extent they deserve to. The type of women that men would find attractive but would never want to take seriously-

The “you are too much” or “you are not enough” girl. The hopeless romantic that takes leaps and jumps for people who aren’t ready to walk yet. It was beautiful to find someone to take jumps and leaps with. Someone that would be my equal in every sense of the word. Someone that I can tell - has been waiting a really long time to be with someone like me-

Meanwhile I would wait up all night contemplating if i’m even worth waiting for, but I was and I am.

And Love and everything it represents is still alive and well when I’m with you-

You make me believe again and again that I am worthy to be loved and cared for

That I am something worth fighting and worth waiting for

That true love - as corny as it may seem

Was still possible for two people who are open to falling in an unknown ocean of love.

Someone to be with-

Something to look forward to - and I want to always look forward to being with someone like you.

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how does golbat close its mouth?????

Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.  

It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

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I wouldn’t have ever gotten tired of u

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v171

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS

“He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen.”