*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

What the fuck

I hate to disagree with Chef Anne

but knives are not the most important kitchen tool.

As my lord and savior Ina Garten always says: “Clean hands a cook’s best tool.”

Mary Berry GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLL

This is me as hell.

my only four moods

Saturday Night Live: Natalie’s 2nd Rap

Powdered donut, anyone?

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there is no heterosexual explanation for this.

i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me

oh but she gotta hold my hand the whole time coz im scared of the dark

Zoya The Destroyer

My skellington drawings have been used in anatomy books dont you know. 

she’s beauty, she’s grace, when will she sit on my face

me watching a tv show and seeing two women interact:

7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)

they’re trying their BEST

Oh my god this is so cute

thanks barbie

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