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Sad Cannibal Noises

@dapperpea / dapperpea.tumblr.com

Peabody: editor, writer, cosplayer, minor sewist. Fan of dark humor, well-written stories, dubstep, dapper dress, and politeness. Icon by Yuko Ota.
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being an artist means i can do whatever i want...

and being a plaguery supporter means you can do whatever you want with this blank version as well. join me in glory and make emet selch wear a beautiful phrase today

i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments 

so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this

I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died

these are making my day

Okay, this one’s killing me:

These ones got me:

Ooohhh noo I can’t breathe and there are literal tears streaming down my face

Have a very, VERY good laugh people

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this post is missing the BEST ONE:

Sleep deprivation is a HELL of a drug isn’t it

something extremely compelling about the fact that all the reflections are seemingly assigned One Main Language. the source has french. the first had (rip) german. the thirteenth has italian. what other linguistic wonders await us........

It was! The biggest example is Il Mheg, aka the former kingdom of Voeburt and its environs (Voeburtenburg), which are german (coded) names (like Ishgardian names are french-coded). The castle, according to the Nu Mou, was called Gruenes Licht ("green light" in german). It is easy to overlook, especially since the pixies renamed almost everything, and the fae language has nothing to do with german at all (it's a sort of gaelic? celtic? language)

[takes the face of clothing designers gently in my hands]

Give me. The front. Of my shirt back.

Babe. Bro. Lovely clothing designer of indeterminate gender. I know, I know you're only taught to make clothes for smaller bodies and then size them up.

But can you think of a reason, any reason at all, why someone larger, someone with a belly, might, possibly, not want a high-low shirt with a short front.

Any reason. I'm sure if we think really hard together we can find an answer to this mystery.

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

Apparently OP never saw us shove all those breadsticks in our purse.

*it may not seem like I can be, but seeing that someone needed to hear it and so they let me say it makes me so so proud. It’s a bit of an oroboros but we’re ignoring that. <3