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All Bi-myself but far from alone

@dappercyborg

I'm Lock/20s/Queer/NB/Bisexual/Homoromantic/Demisexual/ any pronouns but it/English chef living in Scotland/Autistic,Depressed, Crippled
Putting the sexy in Dyslexic

The “authority” on who cripplepunk is “for” is who Tai intended it for. Physically disabled people.

Vaspider is not the authority on cripplepunk. Nothorses is not an authority on cripplepunk. Your mutual with ADHD and BPD is not an authority on cripplepunk.

Tai and only Tai defined what cripplepunk was meant for. You cannot just pretend that this isn’t a fact. You cannot erase the dead’s wishes because you can’t cope with your FOMO. Get the fuck out of here

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quite literally how does dividing mentally disabled and physically disabled (which absolutely face different problems) suggest mental disability is not as bad. please tell me EXACTLY where saying “pd and md ppl have different experiences” say one is less valid. r trans ppl less valid than lgb ppl jst bc gender and sexuality are different??? no lol this is stupid.

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i wonder how different the cripple discourse wld look if it was abt retard. bc i think everybody agrees that only ppl who r mentally disabled can say that. i have autism, have been referred to as this, and say it in reclaimation. if a neurotypical person who was physically disabled started saying it, yall would be up in arms and rightfully so! bc someone who isnt afflicted by that word shouldnt be saying it.

so why is it ok for ablebodied nd ppl to say cripple 🤔

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o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now

This cute platypus 

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

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The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

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cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

That beak looks fucking glued on

AND it glows in the dark now too.

( well, ok glows under UV light but STILL. It has no reason to)

one of my absolute favorite things in the marvel universe is just how much

EVERYONE LOVES SPIDEY

DON’T FUCK WITH SPIDEY YOU FUCK WITH SPIDEY YOU GOT ALL OF NEW YORK ON YOUR ASS

HE’S HELPIN LITTLE OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET AND GETTING CATS OUT OF TREES FOR KIDS AND HELPING GIVE THAT TOURIST DIRECTIONS TO THE BEST HOTDOG STAND AND MAKING LITTLE KIDS SMILE AT THEIR BDAY PARTIES

HE’S PURENESS INCARNATE DON’T FUCK WITH HIM

tbh one of my favorite comics with Spidey is one where Peter gets fed up with superheroing and hiding his identity because of all the negative reviews the Daily Bugle posts about him. so he goes to Jonah and says that he’ll reveal himself the next day in front of the whole public, in return for an honest interview where Spidey reveals his side of the story, the True Story of Spider-Man

so Jonah, being Jonah, publishes this in the paper. “TOMORROW WE REVEAL WHO THE WALL-CRAWLING MENACE REALLY IS!”

and when Peter shows up at the meeting place where he promised to reveal himself….

… he’s not alone.

when Peter shows up, he 100% intended to reveal himself. but then a bunch of civilians, also dressed as Spidey, show up. So many that, when Peter DOES reveal himself, Jonah doesn’t believe it and thinks he’s joking. No one can tell who the real Spider-Man is.

Spidey was gonna reveal his identity and all of New York decided, of their own accord, to protect him the way he’s always protecting them

it’s just one of my fave issues because it just…. shows without any uncertainty just how much New York loves their Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

(the issue is a special called Black and Blue and Read All Over btw!!!)

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actually……1 more thing because I realised I haven’t posted this yet. the best & worst piece of art I’ve ever made - 3D shark called biscuit that I modelled for a class a few years ago. toiled on him for hours, cried over him, went on a journey with him. still failed the class. he haunts me to this day

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LMFAO hell yeah give biscuit 2000 notes. why the fuck not. are you seeing this professor? are you seeing what my “failed” experiment has achieved

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BLAAARGH!! PUT THE COALS WITHIN MY MOUTH! ROAST YOUR FOOLISH MARSHED MALLOWS!! COLLECT THE ASHES FROM MY ASS TRAY and dispose of them responsibly, especially if they are still warm, fires are no joke. Uh. BLAARGH!!

Encounter: Bufobecue; a metal bipedal frog that will attempt to eat your coal, firewood, &c.