SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

when all your favorite people are online

he’s just a baby your honor

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

OP is an optimist

when ur about to drag someone

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit

*finished crying* god I'm hot

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about

How tf do these 3 pics have the same energy???

i don’t know anything about culture i am just at my house

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