- Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom just liked my Instagram posts from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta– tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her anytime she likes.
- Fuck you, Jonesy– tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night.
- Fuck you, Riley– your mom keeps trying to stick a finger in my bum, but I keep telling her I only let Jonesy’s mum do that, you fucking loser.
- Fuck you Jonesy, your mom loves butt play like I love Haagen-Dazs– let’s get some fuckin’ ice cream.
- Hey Jonesy, tell your mom to pick up Riley’s mom on her way over. I double booked them by mistake.
- Fuck you, Jonesy, tell your mom I drained the bank account she set-up for me – top it off so I can get some fuckin’ KFC.
- Three things [are gonna happen]: I hit you, you hit the pavement, I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.
- Fuck your entire fucking life, you piece of shit.
– Season 3 of Letterkenny flags in comparison to the first two seasons, but I enjoy Shoresy’s brief appearances. I like that there’s a character you never see that just yells profanity at the main characters from off-screen, usually while he’s taking a shit. Is that what Canada’s like? I’m guessing yes – this is how I learn about other cultures.
