i have seen only a few comments on youtube that evoked a similar feeling and i love them all

There he is

The bear in area

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

I see your increasingly eldritch ghost form for Danny, and I raise you:

Phantom who, instead of looking more ghostly, is just a little too much like a human.

Like yeah, everyone knows Danny Fenton can send literal chills up people's spines and they swear they've seen his eyes start to glow in the right light, but have you seen Phantom? Like why isn't his skin green or blue or even deathly white? It's a lot healthier looking than Fenton's, that's for sure.

And just about every ghost that comes through has crazy sharp fangs, but if anything, Phantom's canines are just a little sharper than normal, but really they don't look too different than Wes' when he's on one of his rage induced rants.

Not to mention the physical presence he has in Amity Park. The way he inhabits space just feels different than most other ghosts, as if Phantom is somehow more connected to the physical world. Like why is he opening doors when he can just phase through them?

Kat, who works the after school shifts at the Nasty Burger with Valerie, swears up and down that she's seen him sitting on the roof, eating two or three burgers at a time (and sharing his fries with the little blob ghost family that lives in the dumpsters).

Dale knows for a fact he's seen Phantom talking on a cell phone of all things with someone. Even claims he heard Phantom mention something about playing DOOMED.

Mrs. Greigerit, the tiny old lady who's cashiered at the grocery store since forever, loves to talk about the time Phantom grabbed a few first aid supplies off the shelves after a ghost attack to help a woman and her toddler patch up until EMS arrived. According to her, he knew exactly how to work with these things meant to heal humans, and he even left a crumpled handful of human cash on her counter to pay for the supplies before he disappeared.

Amity Park notices, just like they notice the strangeness that surrounds Danny Fenton. But really, maybe it's just AP weirdness finally rubbing off on Phantom.

Everyone brushes it off until Jack and Maddie Fenton do the unthinkable and offer their help to Phantom after a particularly nasty fight.

"We saw him there, and... we saw just another person who needed help," Jack tells Tiffany Snow later that day. "A kid who could've been going to school with mine. What else were we supposed to do?"

HUARHDGDBSHSJFJSALGLE

Coelacanth Café in Numazu, Shizuoka. If you even care!

Tim Drake keeps getting kidnapped.

No one is sure how the culprit is doing it and no one has so much as seen them, but whenever Tim stays awake for even a second over the three day mark he disappears.

He always shows up back in the manor asleep somewhere and wakes up with no memory of anything occurring. The only reason the batfam even know that he's being kidnapped instead or mind control or other alternatives is the pictures on Tim's phone of him asleep and a notebook with handwritten notes on it usually making jokes or puns and telling Tim to take better care of himself. This is usually accompanied by a picture of Tim with one of those clay facial cleansing masks complete with cucumber slices over the eyes.

No amount of staking out Tim prevents him from vanishing. He simply disappears the moment no one is looking and it happens both as Tim Drake and Red Robin. The only clue they've gotten on the kidnapper so far is a glowing white glove that appeared in one of the pictures holding the container for the face mask.

In absence of a name, Steph has dubbed him "The Sleep Fairy"

No matter what Tim did, no matter who was with him, he could never stay awake for more than three days before getting put to sleep unwillingly.

He tried coffee (failed miserably), tried cameras (the feed glitched out or fried the cam completely), and attempted being watched by his family (whoever it was somehow got past them too).

This time, he was trying all three, he was working on a case in the cave, drinking life-giving bean water like there was no tomorrow while being observed by Bruce, Cass, and Alfred (he was sure the butler was somewhere, and Tim swore he saw him leave his cookies out on a plate for The Sleep Fairy). And if the sleep was actually helping him? Nobody had to know (read: everyone noticed).

Tim was rightfully frustrated - pulling at his hair, eyebags starting to carry their own luggage - that he has his own mysterious single-person sleep police. Rubbing his eyes he glanced at the clock as it finally ticked over to five thirty seven am, seventy two hours on the dot.

...

Tim woke up in the one of many family room, laying on the couch facing the flat screen TV.

Goddammit.

The tenth time Tim comes back safe and sound, fast asleep? Alfred’s calling it.

Whatever eldritch entity Tim’s attracted, whatever meta or alien or god has decided Tim’s sleep schedule is its personal problem? Alfred Approved.

Bruce may suspect that Alfred caused it, if Alfred hadn’t been as concerned as the rest of them the time Tim vanished from the dinner table between blinks.

But as Tim tries to investigate, pushing himself past that 72 hour line time and time again, desperate for a clue?

Alfred puts his foot down.

Tim asks Dick and Jason to stay up with him, watching him, tells Jason he fucking owes him that if nothing else

Alfred makes a pot of tea for both men when they arrive on the third day and has a gentle, pointed chat

Tim is wearing 17 trackers and has swallowed 5. Anywhere he goes, they will find him. The last fourteen times, the trackers showed him going directly to his bedroom.

Tim needs rest. It’s obvious to all of them.

So when the time comes, when 72 hours ticks over and Tim grabs Jason by the shirt, screaming for him to look into his face, don’t look away, don’t blink?

Jason pushes a sticky note onto his chest, looks at Dick, and they blink as one

Tim is gone

The trackers are upstairs, in his bedroom, and Tim doubtless is too

They go up to double check, just to be sure, just to be safe

The sticky note is still on the front of his suit, tucked under the covers, but now there’s a second line

The first, in Alfred’s handwriting, reads “Thank you. Tea?”

The second, in writing familiar from the damn notebook, says “No problem xoxo”

Contact has been established

At some point in their lives, Tim is genuinely kidnapped. He is being held- could be as Tim Drake, as Red Robin, doesn’t matter. Someone or something somehow disabled all his trackers and kidnapped him, possibly in front of another Bat so they all know basically as soon as it happens.

They get no news or leads, or their clues are leading them in circles, something else in Gotham is going wrong, they can’t track him down yet.

Exactly 72 hours after he was kidnapped, Tim shows up asleep in his room. The notebook now includes some sort of medical file confirming that the minor scrapes and bruises he got from the initial incident are healed, and there are pictures of Tim asleep on an unfamiliar bed with a window that has a neon green sky outside.

There is also a PDA and an assortment of crystal jewelry and accessories that all feel extremely cold to the touch with a note saying that the PDA has a system to track the crystal’s energy signature specifically.

This latest entry is not a little judgemental (it’s kinda a lot) and Alfred messages the other bats in the Bat Plane to let them know he’s safe and home

The bats go to check it out anyway cuz I mean the sleep fairy has never been seen or touched before, they wouldn’t take out the bad guys so Batsy’s still gotta go take em out

Except they reach the hideout, expecting it to be in turmoil or fully abandoned when Tim is found missing…. And it isn’t

It’s full of bad guys

All asleep

On the floor

Neatly zip tied

At this point I kinda want The Sleep Fairy to be one of batmans rogues but like, unofficially?

Hes not evil or anything. Hes just kinda there and being a menace to everyone. Bonus points if hes never found out either. If Constantine or Zatana or anyone else who can see him while invisible appears he shape-shifting into a fairy and convinces them hes an actual fairy who wants to make sure Tim (and the rest of the batfam) sleeps.

They might also come to the wildly inaccurate conclusion that Tim reminds the sleep fairy of thier non-existant son who died falling asleep while doing something dangerous due to sleep deprivation and doesn't want it to happen again. Danny isnt sure how they got this conclusion but he's not correcting them.

Alfred loves The Sleep Fairy tho. His family has never been so healthy.

Tim finally begins a healthier sleep schedule and Alfred starts leaving subtle bribes to persuade the Sleep Fairy to do the others

He becomes the rogue Batman both likes best and likes least because he WILL put Batman to bed too

Most of the others tend not to get to 72 hours but if they’re staying up late and beginning to get fuzzy maybe around 40 hours (so long as they’re safe) it begins to gently snow

The snow is the Sleep Fairy’s ten minute warning, instituted when Tim was like, actively endangering himself trying to catch the fairy

The other rogues don’t exactly get it but occasionally it just starts snowing after they’ve been taken down and the bats fucking scatter

I'm cackling.

Imagine being Jim Gordan. \

You've been dealing with Batman since before he was official, from his cryptid days to his hero era.

And you know this is just a man.

A man with training and determination that has allowed to stand tall against and alongside monsters and gods.

A man who has looked the worst this universe had to offer in the eyes and stood undaunted by it.

You and your men meet him out in the city on a hot July night, the Riddler and his goons tied up at his feet and a report waiting on his lips as Robin, Black Bat, and Red Robin watch on.

It's a standard pickup until the snow starts.

It very clearly isn't Mr. Freeze's work, from the way it drifts down from nothingness not a foot over any of their heads, and only affects radius of maybe 20 feet around them.

Still, Not Mr. Freeze leaves plenty of room for other problematic causes.

You don't get the chance to ask.

You can see the second Batman's tired eyes first catch on a flake by the way the widen and jolt to life, jaw dropping in some combination of horror and disbelief.

Red Robin curses and fumbles his grappling hook.

Robin yells "Scatter!" over his shoulder, already halfway up the nearest building.

Black Bat is already out of sight.

By the time you look back to Batman, the man himself is close behind Robin. He throws back a hasty "Sorry to cut things short Gordan, I'll explain later!" before he disappears into the night.

The snow disappears with them.

You hear a quiet "What the fuck?" from the Riddler

You can't help but agree.

Okay but this is incredible

After a couple months though, a new pattern emerges

Maybe they’re in the cave, debriefing from a mission, or on a roof with Gordon

The snow begins, and the bats all look at each other accusingly

Duke raises both hands “I slept last night, I’m not like you sickos”

Steph checks her watch “I’m coming up on 20, but it’s not that bad”

Jason and Dick both take a while to work out when the fuck they slept, but it’s not over 40

Damian calls them all week but he’s only on 16 hours awake

All eyes turn accusingly to Timmy, who shrugs

“I was kidnapped yesterday, the sleep fairy already got me”

All eyes turn slowly to Bruce, hunched over the bat computer, not looking at any of them

I’d really like to imagine that they’re in a situation where they are like like beating up a rogue and it starts to snow. and all the bats just panic and start fighting harder and faster. The rogues are like, “Why are you suddenly afraid of snow?” and the bats just kind of respond back if you knew you would be too.” and then the rogues are Afraid™️, because, what does that mean?

At first Riddler or someone assume it means that Mr Freeze is starting something too and gets extremely offended at not having their full attention

Freeze is getting hate mail in Arkham and is even more pissed someone is stealing his bit

And even worse, the Bats are fucking scared of them???

How dare. He must deal with this. But in all of his research… there’s no one new on the scene? No crime around this mysterious snow?

A bat is seen disappearing in a camera glitch and they think they’ve got it, this is an attempt at murder, but… they’re back a day later. Unmarked

They seem BETTER after they’ve been taken, none of the drama around a successful kidnapping??

But still they scatter if the snow starts, shouting accusations, and that’s how the Sleep Fairy gets a reputation as the greatest threat in Gotham entirely by accident

Joker specifically is fucking Mortally Offended by this and seeks to find and kill the Sleep Fairy

He never questions if there’s any connection to the black haired blue eyed teen who is also hunting him down with a baseball bat at any given time….

Alright bear with me

You can’t post videos in a reblog but it is INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT to me that y’all know who this man is for The Sleep Fairy AU

Thread here:

It’s just BEGGING for this guy:

(I am so sorry @im-totally-not-an-alien-2)

But the sheer goddamn comedy of Lord Death Man, Millennial Fiend Whose Only Power Is That He Cannot Die, hunting down Danny Phantom, Millennial Fiend Whose Power Is Because He Is Half Dead…

Just

I needs it

I need him to be DESPERATELY hunting for who is taking away his nyemesis’s attention

I need one of the bats to be stolen by the sleep fairy while he’s in the room

Redd has a whole series about Lord Death Man it’s magical if you haven’t seen it (I dunno if this link will work it looks weird on mobile but it’s a playlist in his profile)

(So does the video)

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFvdMJco/

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

It still only has one note and it only appeared when I liked it hahahahahaha

Senpai says you’re welcome

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

There’s also a Firefox/Chrome extension called Behind The Overlay that does all that with one mouse click. Used it for years; what a time saver.

And if you encounter a true paywall, use Archive.Today to bypass it. Just paste the paywalled url into the blue “search archived snapshots” box near the bottom:

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Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

There’s also a Firefox/Chrome extension called Behind The Overlay that does all that with one mouse click. Used it for years; what a time saver.

And if you encounter a true paywall, use Archive.Today to bypass it. Just paste the paywalled url into the blue “search archived snapshots” box near the bottom:

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

this fucking shit, you know

I spend so much time carefully picking and adjusting the colors in every single drawing I make that I’d probably lose my mind if I didn’t just repeatedly push this out of my memory and pretend it’s not a thing. Why am I reblogging a blank empty post that doesn’t say anything??? Weird

good news! you can’t make sure that everyone will see the correct colors on their own device, but you can make sure your monitor is as accurate as possible for printing and sharing by calibrating it! 

there are a bunch of free monitor tests, but here’s an easy one you can use. the passmark and eizo tests are also pretty good, though passmark doesn’t work in your browser. be warned that some tests may cause eye strain.

you can either use the settings built into your monitor itself or use the display color calibration settings in your operating system to adjust the settings until everything looks correct, and then enjoy your accurate colors.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

Counterpoint: Matsumoto Hoji, active c. 1875

That’s a compelling counterpoint

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Pariah's castle was boring, and since Danny had inherited it he hadn't really done anything with it, although he felt a little bad for the skeleton soldiers (even though he wasn't sure they actually had a personality, they always acted the same).

So he sent them on missions around the universes. They would probably cause a bit of chaos but they were the best option to investigate, since they couldn't die.

When one of them found many cracks to the Realms, he informed Danny immediately, and Danny sent more skeletons, just to be on the safe side.

Unbeknownst to him, the young King had caused panic in the DC universe. The Justice League wasn't sure what to make of the skeleton invasion (technically they weren't doing harm, they seemed to be wandering around and looking for something), it became a problem when they discovered what they were looking for.

Lazarus pits, the skeleton army was looking for Lazarus pits (Batman wondered if the skeleton's "master" wanted to use the pits), looking on in dismay, the League prepared for an impending invasion.

Though none of them expected a teenager emerging from a portal and congratulating the skeletons. What?

@raders1001 was my yeahaw partner for this collab! We really wanted to draw the cowboy fits from the graphic novel insert eyes emoji and make it a sticker for our stuff

Raders did the sketch, colors and the background and I did the lineart and shading! <3 You can see all the stages under the cut! :]

Clockwork Redesign 🕑

Submitted Prompts #120

Ok, I had a thought so sudden it made me jump when I realized I'd thought it. And thus I come bearing a gift along with my thoughts *hands over a cuttlefish bone I found on the beach*

Vandal Savage is immortal.

Everyone knows this.

But what most don't know is that the "meteorite" that made him jmmortal was, in fact, a piece of ectoranium, which, upon burning in the atmosphere, distilled into crystalline ectoplasm. And upon contact, a part of him died. The part of the Mighty Hunter that made him enjoy hunting.

Without it, he found himself uncaring for the hunt, and those that depended on it. So he settled in for a life of evil and villainy, and we know the rest.

Meanwhile, the Hunter reformed within the Infinite Realms. And soon took to hunting, when he realized that there was new and u uque prey to hunt.

He grew better and better, made improvements, studied his prey and adapted. And, because he never could remember his name, he adopted the name the other Ghosts gave him.

And soon, the Hunter became know as the one and only...

Skulker.