me: *is single* Beyoncé: “he’s playing you”

me:

i dont get why people in gossip girl dont just physically fight each other like why wont someone just punch jenny in the face

the posture of a man

he wears. a t shirt

writing prompt #65: write a ten-word-story, // N.M (via wordsnquotes)

quotes-life (via perfect)

Someone *says anything remotely vague to me*

My brain: flirting??? They’re flirting??? With me??? Relationship??? Sharing an apartment for two years? They propose on a crisp winter night????? Marriage and three kids, each named after family members????? Inevitable divorce after you drift apart!!!!?? The kids are crushed,,,,, you are alone,,,,

Steven Yeun photographed by Ssam Kim for The Glass Magazine, 2017

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

(via namastaywoke)

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

Dear White People

Listen up. 

Especially gay white boys. 

You Do Not Have An Inner Black Woman. 

No, but I am snarky, tired and have a general disdain for people in general.

And that has nothing to do with black women you ugly lonely freak

this vine is called “kicked too much” and i think it is my favorite vine of all time

Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.

happy 10 years of irreplaceable!!

this is amazing

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HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!