yea.. i guess you could say im a “hardcore gamer”……

did april even………………………happen

it’s been one year since “rip danisnotonfire” was uploaded/the rebrand

h o w

this is one of the greatest exchanges of words in television history.

attention please

phil captioned it as beach BROS so they are two guys being dudes being BROS, so stop saying they are boyfriends or they are married bEcAuSe tHeY aRe cLeArLy BROS

via 0nlyangels on twitter

phil’s diss track part 1

part 2

part 3

My Theory on What They’ll Do With The Handcuffs

ATTENTION: This is just a theory, it might not happening, and I’m not saying it definitely will. That being said, POSSIBLE Interactive Introverts spoilers below

Okay, so everyone saw the handcuffs and immediately thought sexually. So did I. But what exactly are they doing with them?

Obviously, we’re shown the handcuffs on the props table:

However, a lot of people missed what kind of looks like a police hat on the props table case they didn’t point it out:

Why didn’t they point it out? Maybe it gave too much away?

And also, there’s a bat that’s going to be used as a prop:

And Dan kinda threw it at Phil, which makes me think it’s Phil’s prop

And, of course, there’s Dan in the recording booth:

And we all know he says, “Please be gentle with the handcuffs, I have sensitive skin.” And, “I literally murdered a person.”

So here’s what I think: They might re-enact fanfic where Dan is being arrested and Phil is the police officer and things heat up between the two. I only think things will go, you know, there because upon showing the handcuffs, Dan said it probably is what we’re all thinking

I might be wrong, but I thought I’d share

I just had a really nsfw thought why Dan lay so much on his side in the “week in the life”  video instead of sitting on his actual ass… and then there is the footage of him holding his ass and Phil being the one who’s filming it.

so i was about to go down on my gf and decided to do some dirty talking, but upon opening my mouth, what came out was “spread your dads for leggy”

what i meant was “spread your legs for daddy” and also i am never dirty talking ever again good evening

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

Phil sleeps on the left side and dan sleeps on the right and that’s just the tea…. They also both have the blankets bunched up next to them… almost as like….someone’s…. been lying next to them?