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A Firestorm of Directed Purpose

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◇ Andy ◇ God's most tiresome jester
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rammadeus
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mithrandirl
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.

THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

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duckbilleddictatorship
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curly-cottage-girl

sitting in a hot car will fix me

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fartyrobbins

Here is the sum total of knowledge I have acquired regarding women.

They all desire to:

1. Be Boiled alive like a lobster (hot shower)

2. Be Incubated like an egg (sit in car)

3. Be Squashed like the waffle (weighted blanket)

4. Be skulking and collecting trinkets like Goblin (self-explanatory)

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curly-cottage-girl

you are Learning

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gdi gabe, I'm continuing to find games in my library I have no memory buying.