tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy
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idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.
WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT
Tumblr has fact checking?
apparently???
yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
white dudebro fan: but, but the skin colour... Tolkien: who cares about that? why the fuck aren't the elves singing weird little songs?
Hey all my food insecure and tight budget folks out there, Wendy's will be doing 1 CENT hamburgers May 26th through June 1st!
This is for 2023
Also here's the article
Other deals include:
- "Buy one burger using the app, get another for $1" (all month)
- Make an in-app purchase of $10+ and able to use a one-time coupon for a free crispy chicken sandwich or crispy chicken BLT (May 15th - May 21st)
- Free soft drink with purchase via app as a one-time coupon (May 29th - June 4th)
- $2 off breakfast combos and premium combos through the app, refreshes weekly throughout May
but we stay squeaky :3c
but we stay squeaky :3c
but we stay squeaky :3c
[ID: 3 pictures of mice.
Plaintext: But we stay squeaky]
“act natural my RA is at the door”
18 year old girl who just smoked the cheapest joint ever constructed after escaping a lifetime of Christian fundamentalism just 2 months prior:
File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense
Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
specifically this kind of bonk.
sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs
70s tumblr would be like
guys if you pretend to be gay you can dodge the draft
whos pretending
La gente no necesita estar sobria y libre de drogas para merecer comida, refugio y amabilidad
This isn’t just a matter of principle, it’s widely recognized as a best practice by homeless service providers and is often a requirement for federal grants under the name “Housing First”. Not only is housing a matter of basic dignity, it’s also a necessary step in other processes like recovering from addiction, improving mental health outcomes, and finding employment. Forcing people to jump through hoops before they are allowed to “deserve” housing is often a self-defeating process. Unfortunately popular perception lags behind these best practices, but there is a lot of good work being done!
i’ve been homeless, and i’ve done drugs, and a stable place to live is the first and most important part of sobering up.
See, being homeless is often maddening. Literally, it will make you go crazy.
Being homeless makes you go mad in ways that could form a ven diagram with how being stranded alone on an island can make a person go mad.
It doesn’t take too long before you’re, idk, talking to yourself out loud.
Before you start having thoughts like “maybe actual demons are cursing my life, wtf do i know with my little human mind, i mean, something fucked up sure is happening to me”
Less time than you’d think before you’re going over and over in your mind how you can possible explain what your life has become to your estranged and disappointed family when you suddenly realize you’ve been having that imaginary conversation out loud to an empty bench.
So when you see a homeless person and you think “that person is homeless because they are crazy” don’t be so sure it isn’t the other way around
And when you’re so miserable it’s literally driving you crazy .. and you have access to some kind of drug that will let you escape that misery ... you’re going to do the drugs. You just are.
listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose
dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions
If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned
But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way
Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
kind of a milf. reblog
official boob post
when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think
But what about how she says “mrrrow” just as she starts her lil trot?
The REAL game of Amongus is you have to yell AMONGUS when there’s an Amongus, and you have to yell AMONGUS when somebody else yells AMONGUS because if someone says there’s an Amongus there’s an Amongus. That’s it thats how you play Amongus.








