yeah man let me smoke the fucking dog poo j. let me get a hit of the fucking sidewalk puddle swisher. get fucking real

sun tzu famously once said "post like you are unemployed even when you are not"

The School of Susthens

good night 3DS eshop guy.. I'll miss u the most

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

so stupid that stuff like this doesnt happen anymore

Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

I remember showing this to my friend who’d been hella serious about art in high school, and she got so mad at this scene because of the buildup.

who is looking at me?

This is the best CAPTCHA comic.

It’s done! My Wasteland, Baby! aquarium, featuring Mercutio the marimo as Andrew Mossball-Byrne.

Inspired by this post from @turninghoziest

@parles​

damn weezer sucks now

(laminated paper sound)

fish in animal crossing when the bobber is literally 2 inches from their face