Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:
eating a burger with no honey mustard eating a burger with no honey mustard eating a burger with no honey mustard
i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision
if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they'd do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag
oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic
austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind
also thinking about this gif my bf found
#someone should make a reverse gif and just write TESTOSTERONE so we have both (via @localcryptideli)
oh hey I know how to make gifs now, I could do this!
nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them
"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
Concept: magic school drama with one of those goofy house systems where the protagonist gets assigned to what is widely regarded as the boring house for boring people, and their central emotional conflict revolves around trying to prove they're Not So Ordinary After All™; eventually their efforts lead them to accidentally discover that the school is actually some sort of wildly unethical human experiment, and the reason their house is the boring one is that it's the control group.
Jerry: I pretended to be bi for pussy!
George: I’m bald
The rotting bloated leaking corpse:
Babe if I had the option to live underwater I wouldn’t want to resurface either
city folk when someone in the country owns chickens for eggs and meat, and not so they can make them instagram accounts
my controversial metric system opinion is that the meter should be 0.0692285593% shorter. This would have no practical benefits, but it would make the speed of light be 300,000,000m/s instead of 299,792,458m/s