listening to bmc (not broadway version) while i workout and oh man. oh man oh man.
i am not meant to work!! i am such a mediocre employee and passionless and don’t caaaare about ANY OF IT!! and i’m lucky enough to be in a job that is objectively fun!!! i need to win the lottery and spend my days writing my silly little books
just finished six of crows/a crooked kingdom. been a long time since i stayed up til 3am on a school night to finish a book.
SUBSTACK ALERT LOL
come on an see the latest spilled milk report! i talk about how wild it is that being on crutches is so normalized when it’s really fucking hard. also, it’s kinda funny.
preview of this week’s spilled milk report:) please consider subscribing!! would mean the world:)
SUBSTACK ALERT LOL
come on an see the latest spilled milk report! i talk about how wild it is that being on crutches is so normalized when it’s really fucking hard. also, it’s kinda funny.
update: it totally is fractured. gonna be on crutches for weeks. i leave for a two week italy trip in a casual week and a half. i’m going to kms.
i got drunk and fell in the shower and i think i broke my foot. this is the most embarrassing moment of my life lmaoooo
poppin’ in to say new post on the ol’ substack:) would mean a lot if you guys subscribed. it’s a ridiculous story of my first time skiing. and much drama.
hey lads. some of you have asked if you can support me as a writer in the real world. now you can! in a rare jump into the personal, i’ve started a substack! it is a project i am committing to because i haven’t written anything in years and i miss it. and i need to learn how to rebuild a muscle that has basically been botox’d.
it’s called the spilled milk report, and it’s me writing/whining about things that i take personal issue with. plus, it’s free! or you can pay! it’s entirely up to you!
you can subscribe here if you want. if you don’t want, that’s fine too lol. i’m not expecting it to be groundbreaking or anything—but that’s the fun of it.
a boundary: please do not mention my tumblr. this place is top secret to me. it will be an instant block.
hey lads. some of you have asked if you can support me as a writer in the real world. now you can! in a rare jump into the personal, i’ve started a substack! it is a project i am committing to because i haven’t written anything in years and i miss it. and i need to learn how to rebuild a muscle that has basically been botox’d.
it’s called the spilled milk report, and it’s me writing/whining about things that i take personal issue with. plus, it’s free! or you can pay! it’s entirely up to you!
you can subscribe here if you want. if you don’t want, that’s fine too lol. i’m not expecting it to be groundbreaking or anything—but that’s the fun of it.
a boundary: please do not mention my tumblr. this place is top secret to me. it will be an instant block.
tumblr live feels so invasive. nobody here should ever see my face. that’s the rules of the game and if you don’t wanna play then get outta vegas baby
cannot BELIEVE alex n darlington didn’t fuck in hell bent. if we don’t get 50 pages of it in the 3rd book im gonna lose my mind.
Anonymous asked:
Do you think you’ll get past this with him? This seems like something small in the grand scheme of things. He didn’t have an affair. He made a poor decision years ago while under the influence. I imagine he knew it’d be a Bad Time if you found out. That’s probably why he didn’t bring it up. I don’t want to sound like I’m excusing him keeping secrets, but I get why he’d want to avoid that confrontation. He probably doesn’t want to lose you. Or maybe he’s just a dick. Idk. Best wishes to you, though.
no yeah we’ll get past it. he’s still a good egg and it’s our first ever real fight. it was exactly that— he just couldn’t never find a good time to tell me. i get it entirely. i’m just bummed and mad and humiliated that he waited so long while everybody else knew. and also that he lied about it.
edit: unless he’s hiding anything else 😤
Anonymous asked:
is it so hard to admit to the truth? do people not realize it will always come out, and it will always be worse if it doesn’t come from ur own mouth. that all lying does is lead to broken trust! that all it does is leave someone spiraling thinking, what else have they lied about? fuck men. i’m so sorry he lied to u. that’s fucked up.
the actual insane part is that if he had told me at a normal fucking time early in the relationship i probably would’ve laughed!!!! i wouldve said “ew that’s gross never do that again” and known to look at her differently and that would have been that!!!
u should see my list of questions i am planning on asking it is HEFTY
#this is gonna sound bad#but i cannot emphasize enough how mean this girl is#she took one look at my friend at halloween and was like ‘what are you dressed as?? loser boy?’#the FIRST THING SHE SAID TO HIM#BEFORE EVEN INTRODUCING HERSELF#then after i left for manhattan and my boy was still in bk (same night) she has#the fucking AUDACITY to be like ‘oh she trusts you here? all alone with these girls?’#FJEIFNEKFKEKFMFOOFOEK#and the WORST is that i ALSO cannot emphasize enough how GOOD this boy has been#his response to the above was a firm ‘that’s a reflection of the people YOU dare’#and like he is loyal and good and kind and#all green flags#UNTIL THIS#i am REEELING#but this girl fucking SUCKS#and i tried SO HARD to be the chill gf about his girl best friend despite my suspicions#bc i don’t want to be a woman hater and all of that bc i KNOW it’s so easy to fall into that#BUT LO AND BEHEAD#that was a typo#but i think it fucking fits
Anonymous asked:
fuck men. FUCK! MEN! FUCK MEN!!!!! HOW DARE HE NOT TELL U?? IT WAS BEFORE YALL DATED! IT WAS BEFORE YALL EVEN MET??? HOW DARE HE LIE ABT IT. HOW DARE NO ONE ELSE TELL U. I HAVE SO MUCH RAGE!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!! ME TOO!!!!!!! I THREW A GLASS BOTTLE AT THE WALL YESTERDAY IT MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD BUT I AM STILL FILLED WITH FURY!!!!!!!!! IM LESS MAD THAT IT HAPPENED AND MORE THAT HE LIED!!!!! FOR TWO YEARS!!!!!! AND EVERYBODY ELSE KNEW!!!!!!!!!!
no matter how good they are, every boy will make u cry at least once. stay vigilant out there.
#my good egg boy fucking lied#about having slept w someone#one of his friends#who i hâte#who is so mean to all my friends#who i suspected had a thing#for him .. or has … probably has#but i was being the cool girl i was keeping it so tight#and didn’t push it#bc ohohoho ridiculous to think i cpukd truusttt my paaarrtttnneeerrr#they did it before we were dating before we even knew each other#drunkenly and during the low point of the pandemic#but 😤😤😤😤😤#i’m so mad#you’d think after two years you’d be in the clear about certain things#but nope#fuck this#not to mention EVERRYYYYBODY KNEW EXCEPT ME#and watched me parade around for YEARS insisting we didn’t have any secrets or that i didn’t think anything had ever happened or would ever#between them#literally. fuck. men.
Anonymous asked:
what was the advice neil gaiman gave you on twitter?
in 2013 i was freaking out about a math test and he was like “a long time from now you may remember how stressful this was but not if you passed or failed”
and you know what? he was right
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i got my iud today!!!!!! i also fainted on the train afterwards but other than that— better than I was expecting!!!