youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*
When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...
Whats not clicking
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
Rare color shots of Mario Bava’s Black Sunday (1960), shot in b&w. From the book Mario Bava: All The Colors of the Dark.
“Barbara Steele, the dark madonna of the Italian horror film, turns her face to the camera in a never-before-seen color shot.” [2nd photo caption]
I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender
"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy
"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy
“I want to put my
DICK in someone” whoa dude calm
down, take it easy
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Coelacanth but it’s the size of a galaxy and it’s spots are stars. Imagine that. You’re welcome
behold, he is real
Catfishes are my favorite fishes
sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along
‘do you find it disruptive to your focus when your focus on a task is disrupted suddenly and without warning’ this CANNOT be diagnostic criteria. they are playing us for fools
“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
tallahassee has this thing called the maglab which is a research facility in the woods outside town that houses the largest magnet in the entire world. when anything weird happens in town, everyone blames the magnet. it’s one of the things i miss most about living there, it was like living in an x-files episode. (not just because of the magnet but also because of the aliens in the woods behind the airport.)
i was so normal and neurotypical today and hardly went to the shadow realm at all
the neurodivergent yugioh community really loved this one