This was so fucking satisfying to watch

Too high for this

This place never ceases to amaze me, even with just a two day visit.

Yosemite National Park, CA. August 2015. (Instagram)

🎹 🎧 🐾 🌈

this video fucking rules and they can move

Blue + White + Crystal + Witchy Moodboard requested by @goddess-offerings

(Requests Open)

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

everything i do as an adult mirrors this comic

8 Hands, 1 Piano! Watch more!

Why is this not taught universally.

the man is terrified haha!

I think we all know why this isn’t taught universally.

I took a self defense course in college and they taught us this, and when I told it to my then-boyfriend, he laughed and said it was too extreme. That should’ve been my first red flag tbh

the fact that she doesn’t say “so he won’t do it” she says “when you’re in court” is terrifying

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

this is the best one