ITS HIS DAY

when i get mad i’m gonna start saying shit like “why i oughta” as i wind up my fist

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

That’s fucking rad

random sculptor: “hey you know what’d be fucked up to see in the woods at night?”

reblog to hit me with a cardboard tube

Now that Tickl* is a banned tag on tumblr, our unfortunately named rat, Tess Ti*kle, will be needing a new tumblr name!

Submissions below please

Kicking it off with Tess Tee

@pink-rathian-official

scrotum rat ❤️

me being a jack of all trades: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!!

me being a master of none: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

Wait wait wait, I was about to go to sleep when I just realized why Bruno constantly sharing his predictions with his family and community in order to help them, only for them to ostracize him, when he was only trying to do good (and even his sacrifice of leaving the family while protecting Mirabel) struck such a familiar chord:

Image Description: An image of Jafar, from Starkid's Twisted, saying, "The question is whether 'tis nobler in the mind to be well-liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned."

God, I forgot that season one Jaskier is so Chandler

It’s funny because season one Jaskier is just the horny best friend in a rom-com and then he comes back in season two and he’s like “Move, i’m gay”

The tone of season two of The Witcher is just *chef's kiss*

It feels like a summer blockbuster from 2004

Sorry I can’t go out, I have be insane and fuckable on the internet.

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

she wants to gentol totche too

willing to share him

hmmm

This is so fuckin funny

Happy New Year

I genuinely don't know how to respond to this

The very large grin that just spread across my face kind of scared me. I adore people learning background things about culturally iconic multigeneration franchises like Star Wars.

Especially because I'd in fact forgotten jazz is jizz.

This was the wrong day to actually keep scrolling.

Okay but like... That's very much in keeping with the origins of the word jazz as they are commonly currently understood.

anime_irl

your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to

my tags: The female singer IS saying yes but using an outdated social script that doesn’t translate well to the 21st century. this song was funny and sweet to 1950s audiences bc it was about two people having fun and hooking up, and using the winter weather as an excuse

#it’s a fun song about having fun sex while being snowed in together. which as i say it i realize is ABSOLUTELY a fanfic trope  #they were SNOWED IN TOGETHER. and there was only ONE BED  #OH MY GOD THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED 

I still love this cheeky, sarcastic duet!

It’s just “perverse” and not aged well according to our current-day culture 😕

It’s contemporary to the time.  Here’s the original. Has me laughing every time, especially the guy who put on his lady’s coat and hat, indignantly grabs her purse, does a little ‘good day’ bounce, and leaves, then realizes what he’s done.  His lady is relentless. :D

i’ve never seen the original and it’s a lot funnier than i expected!

anyway, this song was fun in the context of its time, and it’s fine to still appreciate it in that context. but the lyrics have aged poorly, and we probably shouldn’t be blaring re-mixes every year at grocery stores. the context makes it better, but the context has been largely removed by time, and there’s nothing stopping us from writing new songs. it’s a fun novelty, but (much like the romantic partners in this video) it shouldn’t be forcing itself so relentlessly on modern audiences.

I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.

apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day... now I'm not saying they're weekends at Bernie's-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but....

I think you're right

huhhhhh