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Men want me. Fish fear me

@dani-reblogs-thangs

Just a little side-blog where I arbitrarily reblog posts I like (this can range from memes only tumblrians would understand to vague posts about my ocs) so as not to clutter up my main. C:  
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sometimes i think about how tolkien said golf exists in middle earth and then just never mentioned it again ever

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Tolkien invented the absolute sickest and funniest backstory for the game of golf I’ve ever seen and then had none of his characters play or talk about golf in any of his works. the nerve

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HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

You are my hero for finding this