when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
Fine, I'll put a stop to Elon Musk myself.
Nobody falls in love anymore. It's all red flags and do you go to therapy. How about do you have a burning passion in your soul and a little bit of madness.
I bought this organ off Etsy I like to jab it with my screwdriver.
jigsawgirl96-deactivated2022030
Why are people who have perfume as their hobby always so bizarre… anyway… obsessed with this review tbh
absolutely obsessed w her reviews
every cylindrical object should have flaccid and erect states simply because it would be funny
awkwardly sucking dr. pepper out of a flaccid can
decayalectical-deactivated20230
ELEGANTLY and SENSITIVELY sucking dr pepper out of a flacid can. Girls!! Hmu
mr J i know you may not be too fond of dogs, but what is your opinion of snoopy?
Oh ...he is my mentor...
