having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw

having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write 

Both incredibly accurate. 

telling ppl attracted to men that there are no good men out there or that men can’t love only normalizes poor treatment from men & doesn’t do anything helpful

*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls

Forest Fox

Ossi Saarinen

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

how i imagine this scene in the Bible actually went

Jesus appearing to the 12 in a locked room after the crucifixion: Peace be- stop screaming it’s just me- Peace be with you

REBLOG IF YOU THINK IS OKAY FOR  A BOY  READ AND/OR WRITE FANFICTION

I’m trying to make a point to a friend

REBLOG

REBLOGGING this again bc FANFICTION! ISN’T! GENDERED!

I CLICKED REBLOG I INSTANT I READ THE TITLE

Some of my faves were written by @xxsilver-wraithxx

Definitely.

Why the fuck not?

Why would boys NOT read or write fanfics?

They have a point

Let them have their cake and eat it!

fanfictions are for everyone who chooses to seek them out

Shout out to all my male readers!

My brain: New story idea!! Must write now!

Me: okay… what’s the plot..?

My brain: Hmm, plot? No, no, no, none of that here, my good friend, my good sir, my good ma’am, but may I offer you an overall general Vibe, an aesthetic if you will, a vague feeling to convey, a-

*hides self under rock* CALLED OUT

im sick of being a person! im gonna go into the woods and lay down in the dirt and become a geological feature. and none of you are powerful enough to stop me

This is just The Magnus Institute.

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

That was difficult to read.

So ugly

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

“To get back to my body”

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

gentle reminder

it’s alright to feel lost sometimes

Repeat after me, kids: 

Do not let anyone suggest that fan-work is without value. 

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

Like/reblog if you have the attention span of sliced bread

wRITERS! Doughnut say the word you meat to say. Say other words that are not that word. Your word-writing will thank you.

Instead of WALK consider

Instead of SAID consider

Any time you are about to use a word, STOP! You are making a mistake. Go to this site. Put in the word you think you want to use. It will tell you that you are wrong and you should use other words. Pick one of the other words.

Remember, the number one rule in writing is show, not tell! If you use the word you mean, you are telling, not showing, and your writing will be bad.

I was brigadooning down the street, when a mailman passed me and funjaculated, “It’s a mighty fine day, ain’t it?” 

“It sure is!” I rhubarbed. 

We waved to each other and continued spelunkying our separate ways.