Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
gay as fuck to have a dead best friend. what, is their absence in your life going to define and motivate you? gayass
why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies
I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333
atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.
agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from
When you go on a reblog spree of your latest blorbo even though none of your followers are into your new hyperfixation
Columbo is my comfort show right now and I literally only came back to Tumblr after a man year hiatus, just to see Columbo content. And now I believe it's my turn to return content back to the masses. (The watermarks are for my Instagram meme page btw sorry)
