🌕 that's rough, buddy 🌕

ICE raids are set to start as soon as tuesday (JAN 21, 2025) in Chigago so make sure you know your rights, your community, and your plan.

Reminder that it has been confirmed by ICE director Thomas Homan stated in his interview that Chicago will be ONE of the cities targeted Tuesday. If you live in a blue sanctuary city, consider either evacuating temporarily, finding a safe place to hide out, or stay home and DO NOT open your door for ICE. Stay strong and stay safe. And remember “LA MIGRA”

bat-shenanigans

they’re the hero’s gothem deserves…?? maybe??

you can be a trans boy and like ur "feminine" parts, like fem stuff, dresses, etc, be GNC, wear cute skimpy stuff

u can still be a boy and do that lmaooooo

I know the "feminine soft boy" transmasc thing is a stereotype or whatever but like, I wish that shit never actually discouraged trans men for wanting to be feminine and soft n cute in all shapes in sizes tbh.

you can do whatever you want, you can especially be a feminine trans guy and be fat/chubby too because that never really seems to cross people's minds as well. cuz nobody seems to think that fat people can be cute n hot, but you can :3

putting into motion the ban on an entertainment app that’s popular with the youth and young adults in your country just so you can swoop in at the last minute and play the hero who saves the day and actually brings the app back for everybody is such a cartoonishly supervillain plot, you’d think it came out of the children’s tv show. but no, it came out of the brain of the president-elect of the united states

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

people need to have higher standards for what being “pro-trans” means

people need to have higher standards for what “not being a misogynist” means

I’d ask for higher standards on combating transmisogyny, but I think having any standard at all would be an improvement

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

buying him time

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

literally how long ago did i send u this

Ace being the family service dog is my roman empire

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he…. he canonically did singlehandedly defeat Thanos

the avengers could never

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

im rehiring this fucking thing to stare at you

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now