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Let’s Get Dangerous💣

@dangerduck

28🐀He/Him Texas
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~And in this corner... a Duck who needs no introduction... That out-stAnding exponent of Clean Sportsmanship; That Champion of Champions; Your friend, and mine; our own, our beloved, Danger, Good-To-His-Mother, Duck~

actually the seven deadly sins are:

  1. waking girls up from their nap
  2. making girls go to work
  3. thinking girls' full bush is unattractive
  4. interrupting girls when they're listening to their favorite album
  5. not helping girls spread rumors and lies
  6. not letting girls cannibalize you
  7. not letting girls sacrifice you in a blood ritual
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streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

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is the creativity in the room with us right now .

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senior brand strategist fascinated by cup with giant letter, the peak of creative expression

Tumblr etiquette for new users

I've seen some new users confused by the social rules of the website, so I'd just like to make one thing clear: if your baby climbs onto a pottery wheel and your dog starts using its paws to fashion your baby's soft and malleable skull into something more modern, you should absolutely wait and see where the dog is going with it

every single year there is some headline like 30 children vaporised into ashes in record heatwave and the most unpleasant person u have ever met is like "they could NOT handle texas 🤣"