skysailz
deanhoney-deactivated20220819
oh to live in the treasure planet universe
frodoes
oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship
You just want a cat wife dont you
frodoes
Why are cats perfectly designed to crush your organs when they step on you
Wait does my cat know byakugan is she targeting my chakra points?
the mariner's revenge song has no business going as hard as it does but i can't argue with the logic that if you're going to spend 15 years plotting to fulfil your mother's last request that you avenge her by hunting down and murdering the man who ruined her life you might as well make it a banger
the mariner's mother: "find him, bind him, tie him to a pole and break his fingers to splinters, drag him to a hole until he wakes up, naked, clawing at the ceiling of his grave"
me:
people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter
Spotify wrapped top genre: jaunty sea shanties
Artist of the decade: peg leg Greg
mr-downer
War.
War never changes.
Today’s Busta of the Day is: the Great Jagras from Monster Hunter
Does he...yknow...*makes cock sucking gesture* watch jokes bizarre adventure?
Offering help to NPCs in fallout 4
npc: oh THANK GOD you've come
Offering help to NPCs in new vegas
npc: What are you, a cop? Fuck off
tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191
not once did it cross my mind that gru from despicable me was Russian i just thought he was fucked up
My roommates and I messed up some iron-on transfer instructions and now…
