it took me like, an hour to understand why tumblr’s logo looks Like That™, but I think I’ve figured it out
happy World Goth Day, apparently
in a fun coincidence, I painted my nails black and dyed my hair dark blue tonight, even before I knew what day it was
for archival purposes and so that this post makes sense in the future, this is what tumblr’s logo looks like today, May 22nd of the year 2021:
A lot of preps stared at the logo. Tumblr put up its middle finger at them.
these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.
yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.
Pour one out for this choice bot url
i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
you know what i deserve this
[ID: A reply from regalbonesfalconhawk: That's the fanfiction bestie you're meant to read it (praying) (pleading face) /end ID]
have you ever wondered what the communist manifesto would sound like if it was said in the same tone and cadence as dj crazy times
TO ALL THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD!! I love you and feel the groove. Let’s go
A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING EUROPE… THE SPECTRE OF THE Bass.
TONIGHT! WE'RE HAVING SEEEEEX!!!! And abolishing private property
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS... AND NOTHING TO GAIN BUT THE RHYTHM OF THE BEAT 😈
thank you to crop tops for providing us a way to proudly show off the divine gift of tummy jiggle
Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor
Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this
is he also in front of the white house?
He's the president
...actually now that i think about it. did you have religion class in school? also was it mandatory??
extra points reblog and tell me where youre from in the tags because for us religion* is a non-mandatory class where in high school you don't get grades but extra points that might help you in other classes**
*and with that i mean Christianity Class because wow i love being in the same region where the pope is /s ** which is the only reason i kept attending
Anonymous asked:
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The fuck did you say to me
I just heard the mighty bellow of a beast outside. Great. Just what I need.
before i was a faggot or a tranny or an autist i was weird and surprisingly just being weird is enough to make people treat you like all of the above
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
academic publishing explained
A) this is hilarious and kids are fucking incredible comedians with devastatingly frank takedowns of adult nonsense
B) for people in the tags, I am absolutely certain it’s not “I sell paper”!!! It’s “hice el paper” = “I made/did the paper”