If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

venom 2 let’s make it happen folks

praying for this post to be a self fulfilling prophecy

EVERYONE

EVERYONE PLEASE

thank you for the robots Mitchells Vs Machines

dont touch me im fragile

Yes, I’m drunk.

in this house we stan dionysus!

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

It all makes sense now. Prosymnus went to mega heaven for having gay sex. Cas went to mega hell for not having gay sex.

Moral of the story: have gay sex, people.

to myself,

i am trying to love you more

on God bitch we gon be alright

idk why but this made me feel a lot better

thanks for letting me talk about a piece of media i love with you and responding in earnest interest with the intent of checking it out for yourself because of my recommendation. also how do you feel about being kissed directly on the mouth

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Art by Storyboard Artist Angel Lorenzana

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

Supernatural 15x18

is he... you know... *does air guitar*

cartoon network commercial from 2004

lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is this really cute? (◕ヮ◕ヽ) their aesthetics compliment each other so well

This is the forbidden reboot couple we deserved

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