‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
Someone posted a photo of their mouse in this rat and mouse group I am in on fb and I can’t stop thinking about him
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension
he doesnt remember but he wakes up and is like babe i had the WEIRDEST dream and im like uhuh. i bet
@kingshovelbug can you tell this random internet stranger you love when i preform experiments on you actually
please help. its so dark in here
The best part of worldbuilding is making something that sucks. Magic schools with bullshit rules that don't work. Spaceships that are built stupid. My favourite thing to do is to make an inconvenient world that is full of stupid things for boring reasons, and then putting a character int here and making them live with that.
I was about to reblog this like "wow I so agree" and then I checked the username and apparently I posted it.
@ashedink You cannot just hide this absolute work of art in the tags
(I immediately love Big Sneak)
HERE HE IS
THE BIG SNEAK
THE GUY
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My printer decided to perfect its postmodernist cut-up technique instead of actually printing my notes
I have titled these “what have you done, you absolute piece of shit” (left) and “?????????” (right), please enjoy
[ID: 2 A4 sheets of what probably used to be a word document. On the left a few words are legible and seem to be repeating, some of is printed diagonally over itself. On the right some partial letters are visible but most of it is just grey streaks, with some streaks of cyan, yellow, and magenta smeared across them. END ID]
Anonymous asked:
My girlfriend literraly dont have a penis its so scary where did it go i didmt know girls xould do that
stay safe out there soldier
theres totally something in there about Cant Find The Clit jokes and gender affirmation can someone do the punchline for me
Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet
You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them
When people get used to Nightmare Apocalypse, this is the kinda meme event shit they’ll be doing.
This is genius???
I cannot get over the mental image of Martin and Basira just sitting awkwardly at the bottom of the cliff playing 20 questions or something while they wait for Martin’s boyfriend to fall out of the sky
#are you kidding me they played i spy#‘i spy with my little eye something beginning with j’ ‘oh is jon finally done?’ *sound of archivist violently hitting the ground* @headphonecablesandkittenscars
Thank you for making me laugh more than anyone else today
I’ve been thinking about this for a full 24 hours.
image id: a digital three-panel sketch, done in a greyish purple. the first panel shows basira and martin at the bottom of a canyon. martin sits cross legged and has short hair and glasses, while basira sits with her knees bent and wears a hijab. basira has a speech bubble with the words: “I spy with my little eye… something starting with J.” the next panel shows them again, but now martin has a speech bubble reading: “oh, is Jon done?” in the top right corner, there is a shaky image of jon’s face and hands, looking panicked. the third panel shows them still sitting, but now martin faces towards jon with an exclamation point over his head. jon is a crumpled silhouette on the ground, with “SLAM” written over him in caps. end id.
You have an angel on one shoulder and a demon on the other. Surprisingly they very rarely disagree with each other. Sure, they offer very different reasons for their guidance but generally they come to the same consensus. One day you ask about it, say “i thought you guys were supposed to try and tempt me to different paths or something”
The angel looks at you incredulously and says “how would you ever get anything done?!”
i think perhaps the funniest thing about this episode was the implication of basira climbing down the ladder first, since she gave martin a heads up about a loose rung. so when martin said 'fuck this shit i'm out' and let go, he literally flung himself outwards so he wouldn't crash into her when gravity did its thing akfjlslfr
he does the thing have to do when you’re swimming backstroke where you push off the side of the pool
[id: uncolored digital line art of martin blackwood from the magnus archives. martin is a fat white man with freckles and short curly hair. he wears simple trousers, a cable knit sweater, a hooded jacket, and glasses. in the first photo, martin has a determined expression on his face as he clings to a ladder. his knees are brought up to his chest, and his feet and hands are on the rungs. in the second photo, martin has leapt backwards in a diving pose, his body arcs away from the ladder as he falls, as to not crash into any possible people beneath him. end id.]
