"rise and grind" okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

That’s not lorem ipsum, that’s pater noster

time-travelling Roman getting excited about their favorite metal, and slowly switching back into Latin to talk about it without realizing it

Tardigrade corn maze at Treinen Farm in Wisconsin.

theres something deep about such a small animal being drawn on such a large scale like do they know does the tardigrade know of their own portrait that is comparable to thousands of universes in length on their scale? a portrait drawn by beings that they know nothing about, but whom know so much about them? beings who live in an entirely other world, yet still admire the small tardigrade? admiration enough to give a tardigrade a glimpse of a micro and macro world in mirror, to let the tardigrade feel what is felt by those who know them? im not crying about the tardigrade cornfield, im not 

the moon tardigrades are looking down on this and smiling

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.

Reblogging Hipster Zeus again.

never forget real life sheogorath

i hope to be this cool someday

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

"For the Wolf, we originally considered a stylised CGI model, but that would've cost millions. That's something an American studio can afford, but not a Czech fairytale movie. So we had to resort to puppetry."

*whips out a puppet Jim Henson would be proud of*

“We couldn’t afford a trip to the uncanny valley we had to go see the Grand Canyon instead”

Mommy bat shows her new borns to the sanctuary workers.

Source

Lesbiinae

Say a Happy Pride to the best group of dinosaurs (birds) you may not have heard of - subfamily Lesbiinae!

This is a group of hummingbirds and, yes, they were named for Lesbos. And Sappho.

While there are many genera in this wonderful group, there are three species divided among two of them which are worth pointing out:

Lesbia victoriae, the Black-Tailed Trainbearer

The Green-Tailed Trainbearer, Lesbia nuna

And lastly, the Red-Tailed Coment, Sappho sparganurus

I am genuinely confused why these are not more popular on the Queer Site, but here we are: the three Dinosaurian lesbian icons, Lesbia nuna Lesbia victoriae and Sappho sparganurus.

Gd they're so cute I can't

happy pride & remember: there is no such thing as a heterosexual vampire

The croc instinctively carries its offspring in its mouth.

and yet a trace of the true self remains in the false self

that is an alligator

Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing

dungeon buds

any dang warlocks who can convince their dungeon master are welcome to patron chuck tingle who will answer their call across timelines and bless them with eldritch blast

beasts covered in mud.. Well yes

my elite task force

mutual enrichment

Bear Paw Armor Cuprum Arm Guard, Indo Persian Islamic Empire Dynasty

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