Holy Shit!
I haven’t logged into tumblr in like a year or two… Glad to see not much has changed. Although, my life has evolved in ways I didn’t think it could within that time frame. I am happy, healthy, and progressing. That’s really all I can ask for at 24. I was going to start a blog on blogger when my girlfriend suggested I just get back on tumblr instead. She may be on to something, so I think I’ll just make my grand reentrance and call it a day. Love y’all!
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
- the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
- the music
- “let’s discuss the contradiction”
- the overuse of the word “camera”
- the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
- “youre consciously making a conscious choice”
- the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
- “YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
Source: streamable.com
It’s true!
bertmacklin-atf
Bass Reeves was so dedicated to the law, he even arrested his own son Bennie for the murder of his wife. Bennie was sentenced to life in prison. With over 3000 arrests, 14 kills, went his entire 32 year career in law enforcement without being shot once.
He was assigned to bring in the notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Once she got wind who was after her she turned herself into the federal court.
Reeves was one of a few Marshalls who would venture into Indian territory *oklahoma*. After the age of 67 he retired in 1907. He enjoyed his short lived retirement as a police officer in Muskogee Oklahoma, his assigned beat had 0 crime reported until he died at the age of 71 of Bright’s disease.
He was one of the true gun slingers of the west.
I would expect nothing less from a man with such a magnificent mustache
I love the story of Bass Reeves!
One of his famous tactics was, if he was captured or in danger by a criminal he was hunting down, he would ask them to read a letter from his wife before they killed him. He used their distraction to free himself and get the upper hand.
He was also a freed slave. George Reeves, his owner and reason for his surname, took Bass with him to fight in the Civil War. However, George became violently angry after Bass beat him at a card game, and Bass was forced to fight him (or kill, on some accounts) in self defense.
After running away and entering Native American territory, Bass learned how to speak the languages of the ‘Five Civilized Tribes’ (Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Muskogee, Seminole). This part of his life is where he mastered marksmanship. He got married and had a family after the Emancipation Proclamation was declared, and then later became a Marshal, going on the adventures listed above (and many more… Another famous criminal that Bass captured was Bob Dozier.)
He was the very first black US Marshal. May we never forget him, as history would suffer to lose such an outstanding figure.
I had to do a theater check and silently lost my mind over this poster.
I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.
Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:
verineart
And I worried myself sick over naming my art. This is so liberating.
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
allforhisgreaterglory
grandpa got game
6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
simonein2015
this is advanced
Source: laffgaff.com
awkwarditch-deactivated20180819
I went to bed after this tweet because it was the best thing I was gonna do for the rest of the day.
This is it. This is the peak of comedy. It doesn’t get better than this.
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Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week
12-amu
The money will do what now
i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out
acesirius
never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer
acesirius
NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME
acesirius
never mind.
swagintherain
Best trilogy since Lord of the Rings