if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

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BI PRIDE and VISIBILITY not ERASURE!!!

Happy Pride Month 2017!!!

#to all my bi friends and/or followers #you count #💕

Happy Bi Visibility Month 2018!!!

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

Hey! If you think Mac Miller’s tragic overdose was Ariana Grande’s fault or she is in any way to blame, kindly unfollow me! Thank you and goodbye :(

Seriously if you blame this on her fuck off.

She was perfectly entitled to leave. She did not owe him anything. The relationship was toxic. She spent 2 years trying to help him. She did more good than she ever did harm. Expecting women to do emotional labour for men and while staying in a situation that is toxic to themselves is misogynistic and disgusting. It was not her job to fix him. It was not her job to stay with him if she could not handle the relationship. If you think it was you need to examine why you expect women to stay in toxic relationships for the sake of a man who won’t or can’t change. Stop blaming this poor girl. She did nothing wrong.

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

- It’s not your responsibility to fix your bully or to stop the abuse they send your way, but some adults sure will act like it is.

- Many times (especially in the case of girls) your friends can be your bullies. This makes things even worse as these are people who know you and your intimate secrets and use them to their advantage. If your friends are bullies, don’t take crap from them. Get new friends. 

im gonna throw in that its never your fault, people will pick a target to gang up on because theyd rather it be you than them. even if you think “this must be because im weird”- everyone is weird, in different ways. anyone can be made a target. it’s not just you for some reason in particular, i promise.

SBE - stupid bitch energy

FINALLY some representativity

representativity

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

Question

Why is no one talking about the rainbow flag that got shown at the love fest in brasil?

I mean,, all the original colours are there (plus a inclusive white stripe with a very lovely meaning!)

Isn’t it beautiful? look at it hanging there, representing all these lovely people! It’s so colourful, it only can spread positive vibes!

And since I couldn’t find the flag in a good size, I made one quick!

What do y'all think?

combination?

If y'all reblogged the first one y'all gotta reblog this one

tbh i am disgusted that ariana grande had to actually disable her comments on twitter because so many people are blaming her for mac millers death from an overdose. like yes his death is immensely tragic and alcohol and drugs are a huge issue in society today but ariana was in no way obligated to stay with someone who was toxic for her health and well-being. and the people who are saying that it was her job to stay and “take care of him” and “save him” can fucking rot

#3 is peak laziness

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years. 

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

^^^^ reblogging for the extra info

for anyone still argueing that “not all cops are bad/inherently bad” ~ mod Crash

And they say romance is dead

god imagine getting it served up on a platter like this and just going

They are saying with a straight face:

This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.

Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SERIES

I love one man.

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

It’s back!

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

I’m cackling this is so fucking funny

I can’t

OMFG

This breed of sheep is the Fat Tailed Han. I’ve never seen them MOVE though

Naomi Osaka of Japan hugs Serena Williams of the United States after winning the Women’s Singles finals match on Day Thirteen of the 2018 US Open