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dorian gray was so dedicated to intense emotion that he became a remorseless killer and rodion romanovitch raskolnikov was so dedicated to being a remorseless killer that he became intensely emotional
Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.
Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.
When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-
i still cant believe there’s chemicals inside my brain and theyre fucking me up all the time
i want to touch my brain chemicals
I need to know if we’re going to get to experience Uma Thurman delivering the iconic Ellen Claremont “Exploring Your Sexuality: Healthy, but does it have to be with the Prince of England?” powerpoint because that’s not a need, it’s a want.
don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media
Alex “so far gone that I jumped on a plane to England because my boyfriend didn’t reply to my messages only after A WEEK to scream at him about how much I love him and want to be with him while storming the palace uninvited and soaking wet” Claremont-Diaz
His Royal Highness Prince “didn’t think my boyfriend was actually in love with me despite him inviting me to Texas to meet his FATHER so I’ll just ghost him to make the gay go away even though that didn’t work last time and hope he gets the hint that I’m doing this to protect both our asses from scrutiny” Henry of Wales
pleased to report that at this very moment my cat is happy and cuddly and sleepy and safe and fluffy ! in ur very own world !!!
do you remember where you were when u first listened to foundations of decay
I was at german class, i saw a tweet of it and asked to leave for the bathroom so i could listen. Then cried in there.
Every once in a while when i get so bored of my life, i listen the entire discography of mcr OR idkhow (depends on what i wanna feel). And it actually helps.
"it'll pass," "it'll pass," "it'll pass," i chant thrice into the mirror and he appears.
the hot priest from fleabag
sometimes i wish writing was physical the way dancing is . when i want to write a poem what i mean is that i want to fling myself across the room and beat the ground until i’m sweating and so tuckered out people hand me bottles of cold water and rub circles where im sore from the satisfying strain of a creating something with your body







