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things was dark and singular.

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28, literary gangster, a little myopic.

What is your favorite animal tidbit about the denizens of Lake Baikal?

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actually my favorite thing about Baikal is the lake itself!

viewed from above, it looks like nothing particularly special. sure, it’s a big lake, but it doesn’t have the surface area of the Great Lakes or the Caspian Sea, right?

WRONG!

BOOM.

see, Lake Baikal really isn’t a lake at all, it’s a deep rent in the earth’s crust called a Rift Valley that just happened to get water in it. and the Baikal rift is one of the deepest and narrowest on earth, making this deceptively placid lake slightly over a MILE deep! that’s bonkers nutso.

like, you think the OCEAN is bad, just imagine being in a little fishing boat on this thing without realizing just how far away the bottom is....

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Holy fucking shit

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That bitch has a quarter of the fresh water in the entire world?!

I notice you never answered the crucial first question, OP. What lives in it? What lives down in that lake?

congrats, you lucked out this time! because it’s

THEY

that dwell in the depths

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we’re not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella. 

the list is endless.

artist https://twitter.com/Filkit1 Here is their twitter

and here is their Vk: https://vk.com/filkit

better late than never

I do a survey every year on New Year’s. It’s currently February 5. We’re going to make it “in the new year” this time so I don’t break my fifteen-year streak, okay?

Yesterday the doctor who did my psychiatric evaluation told me that it’s entirely possible that my depression symptoms are a result of being so anxious literally all the time, i.e. I am exhausted from being on edge and not the other way around, and anyway, it’s been kind of a weird week. 

me, earnest: I’m very good at pretending to be comfortable
friend, equally earnest: no you’re not

Here is the fourteenth iteration of a survey I used to do on LiveJournal and will continue doing until I die because data is neat.

Cozy Vocab in French

Some cozy vocabulary in French… so you can have a cozy evening!

une couverture - a blanket

une bougie - a candle

une tasse de café -  a cup of coffee

un thé - a tea

un chocolat chaud - a hot cocoa

les biscuits - cookies

une guimauve - a marshmallow

une pâtisserie - a pastry une cheminée - a chimney

les chaussettes - socks

un oreiller - a pillow

un livre - a book

un pull-over - a sweater

un nounours - a teddy bear

prendre une douche chaude - to take a hot shower

I’ve been avoiding the news and any related comments all weekend, but sometimes I catch the tail end of someone’s bad take anyway. And I wish so desperately that I could make the men at the hearing on Thursday understand the way it feels to read an email from your mother that says, “I understand why you didn’t tell me.” 

GIVE HIM THE FISH

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room