Why would you hide this in the tags?

THE X-FILES 1.03 ‘Squeeze’

thinking “haha what if i jokingly shipped them” is your last chance to get out btw

a fun game

if you’ve never seen the x-files, reblog this post and tell me what you think it’s about based off of what you’ve seen on this website

man with all the hair: *talks about aliens*

red head:

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

THE MILVENING CONTINUES

Where there once were 114 contenders, now there are 64 milves left to go

we (the gay council) sincerely thank you all for the enthusiastic participation, and hope you will join us for rounds two, three, and four of the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. pastramis has updated the bracket above to show the round two results above.

all the round two and three brackets are up, and some even have winners already! (we are soo behind, don't even worry about it.) some round four brackets are up, and more will be posted as round three results keep coming in hot. full round two match-ups below, with round three updates to come. remember: the top nine scoring milves are now in play...the game is on.

milf lovers grab your therapist's number!

ROUND ONE MATCHUPS

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Occasionally someone will bring a new post into the ecosystem, and those days are VERY exciting. ENRICHMENT!

Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:

A herd of Falcarius with a giant polacanthine in the middle. Inspired by the bonebed that preserves these two as well as a gif showing an elephant seal in a penguin colony.

And yes, all noises are just me. Unaltered.

Having autism is like

Having ADHD is like

Having both Autism and ADHD is like

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

or

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

unknown target making eye contact. engage casual stranger greeting protocol. enable white person smile, intensity 30%. processing options... hit em with the bro nod. signal sent... nod response received, time=431ms. encounter successful.

Every time I report and block a porn bot:

anyways

Olive harvesting

Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.

Bad and naughty trees go to the

W I G G L E U M B R E L L A