TRASH

Nanna nanna…

god dammit

Stop

This is pun-ing on the highest level.

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

im going to kill corporate twitter

no offense but i’m in fucking tears

The scene of a murder.

Someone just got banished to the Shadow Realm

saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

yo’ll

Once I was at a plant store and I have this subconscious habit of pulling leaves of plants so I did that and stuck the leaf in my pocket and when I got home I found it and felt bad so I dropped it in a pot with a bromiliad and a few weeks later it had taken root and started growing and that’s the story of how I pirated a plant

you wouldnt DOWNLOAD a PLANT

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

HE IS SO PURE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I want to adopt him.

My only tactic for playing pokemon is to be 20lvls higher than the opponent.

Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!

this is the only good corporate tumblr post ever. i love you too elmo.