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Remove the idea that Bisexuality is only a queer identity when they’re in a same sex relationship. If you don’t support bisexuality in all its forms then you don’t support bisexuals.

Butch trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Tall trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Black trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Muslim trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸ˜˜πŸŒ· Trans gals of colour = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Fat trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Mentally Ill & autistic trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Nonbinary trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ·

All trans gals = πŸ˜—πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šπŸ˜πŸ˜‡β€πŸ’“πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’«

Butch trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Tall trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Black trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Muslim trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸ˜˜πŸŒ· Trans gals of colour = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Fat trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Mentally Ill & autistic trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ· Nonbinary trans gals = πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜šβ€πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒΉπŸŒΈπŸŒ·

All trans gals = πŸ˜—πŸ˜™πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šπŸ˜πŸ˜‡β€πŸ’“πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’«

Whites: I dont have white privilege! I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

the signs as β€œTexts from last night” part 2

Aries:Β (614): bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina

Taurus:Β (605): I thought I’d never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies

gemini:Β (419): Let’s be honest, I’ve seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.

Cancer:Β (828): Stop calling me, Mom. I’m in his closet. You’re gonna blow my cover and I’m about to catch this lying SOB.

Leo:Β (815): Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I’m asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.

Virgo:Β (808): You can be responsible and still be on that ho life

Libra:Β (707): Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I’m watching his dog this weekend while he’s in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life

Scorpio:Β (903): We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.

Sagittarius:(281): I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I’m an adult

Capricorn:Β (740): Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test…there goes my veil of innocence in this town.

Aquarius:Β Β (612): Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there

Pisces:Β 630): True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent’s house

idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them

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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre β€œTWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said β€˜who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

why do so many women find their voices getting really girly when they talk to strangers or are generally not totally comfortable. it’s not even just that it’s like higher pitched from nerves it’s a whole different voice. weird and scary to catch yourself doing itΒ 

Me: I can’t STAND countryΒ 

Miss Carrie Underwood:Β I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PURTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE

Me:

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