some kinda fucked up creature

#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it's best to be nice but if I don't like you or we both dislike eachother, then there's no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It's not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

Have you ever had a job

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

I feel like my need to neurodivergently over-explain every joke makes me look like a drunken Regency aristocrat chortling at the antics of the poor. I'm laughing at funny dog videos like "Ha! Ha! Ha! The hound is comporting himself in a manner as more befits a man, but he is a hound! How capital!"

halle bailey and margot robbie’s stylists for their huge press tours absolutely understood the assignment 👏

as tumblr continues its terrifying metamorphosis into the new pdf, twitter surges forth in an attempt to become the new exe

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

You're too late spider man! I've already moved the thai red curry paste to a part of the fridge you won't remember! Now you'll never be able to make your Tom Kha Kai

Nevermind I found it

I take back everything that ive said is the scariest trans experience in the past, nothing is as terrifying as using the shower in a gym’s men’s dressing room whose policy of ‘matching biological genitalia only’ is nailed on each shower door

as a trans man and as a gay man, communal showers and dressing rooms are a place of real genuine danger and i NEED cis and het people to understand this. my attraction to men and my lack of a penis make the simple act of showering after work a life-or-death action

someone asked and yes, this is okay to rb including if you're cis/het/cishet

heyy it's Alexandre Dumas's birthday! happy birthday dude

221 slutty slutty years

From Leonard Cohen’s final letter to his dying muse, Marianne Ihlen. She died in July 2016, and Cohen followed her shortly after, dying in November 2016.

Today’s Maid of the Day: French Maid Roomba from The Internet

Throwback to when I studied abroad in Italy and only took pictures of the statues’ butts.

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

oh I wore these to school for an entire year!! I had really bad migraines and the lights were a fucking nightmare so I just

The Orb

Babysitting preschool age kids rn and I find it really funny how they sometimes get hooked on completely random phrases like this 4 year old keeps adding “LUCKY FOR YOU,” to the start of Any sentence. “lucky for you, I already drank my milk.”. Are you threatening me?