Meg🌸

“But their music is so good!!”

Omfg

Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch

Mom: let me see what you have!

Kid: A KNIFE!

Mom: NOOO!!!

voice in the background: oh my god why does he have a kni-

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

Vine… you will be missed

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

Adam Ellis is either a genius horror storyteller or in grave, grave danger.

isnt this the “same face art guy” tumblr was makin fun of last month?  which one of you weirdos put a curse on this man

bruh

YOU KNOW WTF GOIN ON

Vine… you will be missed

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

#reblog #lonely #guineapig #pets #sosad

I need volunteers

For what?

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

how do i get in on this

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

*wear headphones

This is magical.

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Lovely Handmade Flower Plant Bottle

OO1   ✿✿  OO2 ✿✿  OO3

OO4   ✿✿  OO5   ✿✿  OO6

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He’s getting his groove on (full version) 🎵

~ Turn up the volume 🎙📻🎵

Please press play

@why-animals-do-the-thing Normal play behaviour, right? The head shaking is a bit odd to me but I have seen it before

I think it’s fine. The head shaking would be worrying if it was frequent, but assuming that a video made of clips is a representative sample of how often it occurs, it was likely just part of play here. 

The head shaking is self-restraint :) as in “I want to bite into my prey item & rip it up, but it’s just a toy” Instead of destroying something with their teeth, they just snap their heads back & whip them about. Quite cute! My cats do it constantly.

You learn something new every day.

…?

This is so nice. Nice and amazing and good.

Cactus Picks

Watch // Phone Case // Cap

Jacket // Sweatshirt // Tee

T-shirt // T-shirt // T-shirt

I’m an old taco, which is another word for “anime freak.”