Never take life seriously

listening to creep on the radio in the car and after it ended the host just sighed and went “well, im sorry you feel that way thom” and then played the next song

a quien corresponda

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

Tubby Hot Summer

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Fool that you are, you forget that you too are mortal. The elephant dies as surely as the ant, but one exists on a scale beyond the other’s comprehension. The ant can bite and sting for days, yet its greatest victory can only be to be noticed, and in being so, crushed beneath the magnitude of its foe’s attention. Do you dare draw their gaze and risk that fate? 

Add this one to this list of raw ass lines, lads

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

ok! *thinks about men*

ew.

youre 24 years old get over yourself

why is this comment on an apple crisp recipe me every single day at work

this is the last time I was happy

king

REVENGE

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

YouTube has it all.

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks