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A Pirate's Life for Me

@damnfool-of-a-took / damnfool-of-a-took.tumblr.com

K /kʰeɪ/ - pick a pronoun, any pronoun - this is my personal blog where I put stuff that interests me - 日本語で聞いてもいい - auf deutsch auch ok - as Gaeilge... I'll do my best 😅 -

when we talk about killing Cringe Culture that includes harmless Weird Fetishes too. if you rag on people who are into like feet or vore or inflation or whatever and make a whole big thing of yelling about how cursed it is thats super lame of you and i wish you the courage to Grow Up

FAQ for people who will choose to misinterpret this post:

  • no, this is not about pedophilia or whatever awful thing you want to accuse me of supporting
  • no, i am not saying you have to enjoy these things. i am saying we shouldnt shame other people for enjoying them
  • no, i am not saying its ok for people to deliberately expose or involve others in their sexual interests without consent
  • yes, i am calling you a big baby if you make a show of acting like weird fetishes are soooo cursed bleach my eyes kill it with fire etc. googoogaga Grow Up
  • if you are annoying on this post im blocking you

Perhaps the funniest thing that could have happened lately was that this anticapitalist cafe and community space near my place was shutting down near the end of May - but because so many Texas and Florida conservatives celebrated it online, the place got a huge donation to keep operating

It's a great place. It functions mostly like a regular cafe but it has this free/pay what you want drip coffee for anyone who wants it, free bathroom use, and it stocks indie merch and books on antifascist, queer, leftist, socialist, indigenous topics. I've met a lot of awesome people there.

Its very existence enrages conservatives, and anarchocapitalists who tried to claim it only to be shown the middle finger by its anticapitalist owner, who is an all around nice dude (and a fellow Elden Ring fan)

If you can toss a coin to its continued operation, please do! Upon request from their followers on insta they opened a Gofundme. Even just a few dollars will be a huge help.

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Reddit CEO Steve Huffman said Thursday that he wants to bring an end to a user-led protest that has made large parts of the influential website inaccessible this week. Huffman said in an interview that he plans to institute rules changes that would allow Reddit users to vote out moderators who have overseen the protest, comparing them to a “landed gentry.”

Deep in the article, there’s this nugget:

“I would like subreddits to be able to be businesses if they choose,” he said, adding that’s “another conversation, but I think that’s the next frontier of Reddit.”

When people say “fuck u/spez,” this is Spez. I do not have the sort of imagination that can readily convert the way Reddit communities currently work to “businesses.”

This sounds like making Tumblr the new PDF

With the power of cryptocurrency, you too can invest in r/overwatchfeet

For some reason the article isn't linking normally but this is amazing! I do not like that the author does not mention Hirschfeld being Jewish early enough in the article, but it's awesome this has been restored!

For those who do not know Hirschfeld was a gay doctor who ran the first trans clinic in the world in Germany. He helped so many transition and was a great advocate for LGBT rights.

"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up

for the ppl who decided something they saw in a scientific american headline their friend posted counts as objective fact, from the Wikipedia list of common misconceptions:

it's pop science. it's pseudoscience. it's phrenology. it's not real.

Reason I am glad there's no sign of a Jewish knight in Arthurian legend: All of the antisemitism that the source material and adaptations would probably have heaped on such a character.

Reason I am sad there's no sign of a Jewish knight in Arthurian legend: Missed opportunity for someone with hidden ill-intentions to manipulate hospitality at Camelot to gain a promise that "No good Christian knight" may stand against them, whereupon they wreak havoc until our boy gets to pull a religious version of the Éowyn Reveal.

I couldn't resist

I don't know whether to cackle like a hyena or boo you for an hour, Batya. XD

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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong you just need better friends for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

ty for the tag @que3rduckling!!!

Should Be In A Different Genre

You’re a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You’re too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren’t for the genre.

open tag!!!

Should Have Been A Villain

You’re a good guy, but you shouldn’t have been. Your appearance, your skillset, your backstory, it would have been perfect. But no, they had to make you a hero. I guess you were just too good to be true. You will always be a villain in our hearts.

open tag!!!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Deserves The World

You’re the baby. The little meow meow. The ultimate cinnamon roll. Everyone loves you, you’d have to be insane not to. All you want is for your friends to be happy, and you will do anything to make that a reality. You truly deserve everything. Anything I can get you, by the way?

The Weird One

You’re the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You’re probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn’t, for some reason.

Tragic

You’re the sympathetic villain who does not-quite-bad-enough-stuff-to-be-hated for a very good reason. And you’re redeemed by dying. Everyone’s angry about it, you could have had an amazing redemption arc if you lived.

golly gosh i guess i’m dead

Tags (feel free to skip if you don’t wanna do it!)

Very Complex

You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over “I can fix them” and “I can make them worse.” You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.

Hey

Welp, time to subject other people to this! Let’s go with @letslipthehounds, @legitconcrusher, @thebrokenbean, @tardisboyo, and anyone else who wants to participate! :)

:O I’ve been tagged in a thing! By two people! Lol why did this not come up in my notifications?

Suuure why not!

You’re a b@stard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little sh*t, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Not what I was expecting, but… you know what I could see it 😂

Who to tag… how ‘bout @shadowtheaverageliveform​, @lesbianambulon​, @echoblaze5​, aaand @sugarand-everythingnice

Very complex

You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over “I can fix them” and “I can make them worse.” You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.

Alright, thank you for the amazing Tag friend!

I’ll tag @cybertronianbunny @creativesoultheskeletongirl, @lilium2034, @vanillahoneycookie​ and EVERYONE who wants to join in.

NEEDS A HUG

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can’t catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn’t get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn’t like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again… all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

This was incredibly fun!! I think this was very accurate to me lol

and everyone else who wants to do this!!

thx for the tag aubie :D

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

y'all wtf

i mean, it’s not wrong, except for the tumblr thing lmao

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Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

mmmmm i like that result 😎 embracing my inner chaos <333

tagging: @0klwkan, @shutupkida, @taruruchi, @nem0-nee, @shkrmpp, @shyhaya, @totallymem3, @starry-night-rose, and anyone who wants to join! :DD

AWWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE TAG!

It’s official everyone! I’m a certified “not like other girls™️”

Tagging - @windbornearchon @geminiiviolets @nem0-nee @daisyneptune @hamstergal @celiica @cinnamoroxie + anyone else who sees this and wants to join!

Thanks for the tag, luv! Somehow I got “Underrated”?? I can live with that. :-3c

Tagging uhhhhhh… daisy got one already, so let’s get @coppertrapinch @bakafox @k-looking-glass-house @evilcokito @lesbianembarrassment @transriddlerosehearts @transazulashengrotto and whoever else is feeling in the mood for a quiz and a picrew!

ah thanks!!!

MOMMY DADDY?????????????????

Seethes hotly I fuckin guess??? (there was no option for long hair on only one side or curly ponytail so this was my best shot rip)

Anyway I’d love it if everyone did this but I’m also specifically calling out @weilaverdui @quartz-candles @firapolemos05 @kamikazequail @masterofrecords @pixiestickie (no pressure if you don’t wanna)

and @terrible-eel (non negotiable)

haa i did it

my picrew looks so sleepy but you know what, chronic insomnia will do that to you

Needs A Hug

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can’t catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn’t get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn’t like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again… all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

i do need a hug, and i do have a mental disorder (adhd)… not too sure about the angsty fanfic but sure why not乁⁠[⁠ ⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠ ⁠]⁠ㄏ

also forgot to tag someone…

@saxigenouscorviform ?? only if you want to

i don’t know how TERRIBLY accurate this is but i do like how much of a dumb wet cat my picrew makes me look

tagging people is hard, consider urself tagged

... OK you know what uquiz, if Palpatine gets to ~somehow return~ so does my villainsona, we're FINE and will come back in at a cool moment as a rehabbed villain/antihero and the crowd goes wild, so there.

tagging anyone who sees this and wants to play :3

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this is crazy this is the only time i've seen an online boycott actually work. and the entire fucking reddit website is broken rn

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here is where you can see the status of the boycott btw

it might be broken bc reddit is broken rn

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it's also the fact that so many different communities with wildly differing userbases have come together for this that's wild to me. like you have r/gaming fighting side by side with r/legaladvice and r/furry 😭

And that's not counting the ones that are still up, but nobody except mods can interact with them

On a Wednesday morning in May, Hannah got a call from her lawyer—there was a warrant out for her husband’s arrest. Her thoughts went straight to her kids. They were going to come home from school and their father would be gone. “It burned me,” Hannah says, her voice breaking. “He hasn’t done anything to get his bond revoked, and they couldn’t prove he had.”

Hannah’s husband is now awaiting trial in jail, in part because of an anti-pornography app called Covenant Eyes. The company explicitly says the app is not meant for use in criminal proceedings, but the probation department in Indiana’s Monroe County has been using it for the past month to surveil not only Hannah’s husband but also the devices of everyone in their family. To protect their privacy, WIRED is not disclosing their surname or the names of individual family members. Hannah agreed to use her nickname.Prosecutors in Monroe County this spring charged Hannah’s husband with possession of child sexual abuse material—a serious crime that she says he did not commit and to which he pleaded not guilty. Given the nature of the charges, the court ordered that he not have access to any electronic devices as a condition of his pretrial release from jail. To ensure he complied with those terms, the probation department installed Covenant Eyes on Hannah’s phone, as well as those of her two children and her mother-in-law.

In near real time, probation officers are being fed screenshots of everything Hannah’s family views on their devices. From images of YouTube videos watched by her 14-year-old daughter to online underwear purchases made by her 80-year-old mother-in-law, the family’s entire digital life is scrutinized by county authorities. “I’m afraid to even communicate with our lawyer,” Hannah says. “If I mention anything about our case, I’m worried they are going to see it and use it against us.”

Covenant Eyes is part of a multimillion-dollar market of “accountability” apps sold to churches and parents as a tool to police online activity. For a monthly fee, the app monitors every single thing a user does on their devices, then sends the data it collects, including screenshots, to an “ally” or “accountability partner,” who can review the user’s online activities.

For Hannah’s family, their Covenant Eyes “allies” are two probation officers in Monroe County’s Pretrial Services Program charged with scrutinizing their web activity and ensuring that Hannah’s husband does not violate the terms of his bond while using one of his family members’ devices.

Covenant Eyes doesn’t permit its software to be used in a “premeditated legal setting,” such as monitoring people on probation, according to its terms of service. But public spending documents, court records, and interviews show that courts in at least five US states have used Covenant Eyes to surveil the devices of people who are awaiting trial or released on parole.

Neither Covenant Eyes nor multiple officials in Monroe County responded to repeated requests for comment and detailed questions about the app’s monitoring.

While the use of Covenant Eyes in a criminal-legal setting likely only represents a tiny fraction of the hundreds of thousands of people under court-ordered electronic surveillance, the stakes are still high for those required to use it. The app’s accuracy could determine whether a loved one lives at home or behind bars. Legal experts say that its use raises serious constitutional and due process concerns.

“This is the most extreme type of monitoring that I’ve seen,” says Pilar Weiss, founder of the National Bail Fund Network, a network of over 90 community bail and bond funds across the United States. “It’s part of a disturbing trend where deep surveillance and social control applications are used pretrial with little oversight.”

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Jonathan Manes, an attorney at the MacArthur Justice Center’s Illinois office, says the surveillance Hannah’s family faces likely violates several of their constitutional rights. “This feels like an extraordinarily intrusive violation of the family’s First Amendment rights to be able to access the Internet and communicate without being monitored,” he says. Manes adds that because the software effectively enables continuous and suspicionless searches of the devices of people who haven’t been charged with a crime, the family’s Fourth Amendment rights were potentially violated.

Lastly, Manes points out that by indiscriminately surveilling whatever the phone is displaying, the app could collect sensitive data that includes the family’s communications with their lawyers, as Hannah feared. “It’s interfering with his right to speak in confidence with his attorney,” he says of Hannah’s husband. “It’s impeding his ability to prepare a defense and exercise that Sixth Amendment right.”

“This strikes me as quite chilling,” Manes adds. “It’s what happens when someone’s home becomes their jail cell, and now everyone they live with is subject to the same kind of surveillance as the person who is charged.”

Several legal experts expressed concern about the monitoring conditions imposed by the judge in Hannah’s husband’s case. But Phyllis Emerick, the chief deputy public defender in Monroe County, argues that because Hannah’s husband and his family consented to the surveillance, they gave up their rights to privacy. “He agreed that he would not access electronic devices in his household in exchange for release,” she says. “It was the family’s choice to continue living with him.”

Weiss, of the National Bail Fund Network, disagrees with the idea that any type of surveillance is permissible so long as a person agrees to it to avoid jail time. “Sure, they consented to this, but it’s at the barrel of a gun,” she says.

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When I read the full article, it got even worse. This is absolutely frightful, and it's forcing the victim of this overreaching surveillance to pay a third party for the government to spy on the family. Very clearly violating the 4th and 8th Amendments.