I’ve got nowhere else to yell about this so sorry for being a zombie once again BUT if s3 of picard kills bae, I may very well never watch star trek again. I’m not fuckin joshing around ok, I’ll fuckin throw out all my merch and mourn an entire chapter of my life,,,
concept: melinda may owns a shirt that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” (that’s it that’s the whole concept)
This is especially funny because she hates coffee. No one could ever talk to her.
She'd love that.
right?! it works on so many levels like. did daisy give it to her for the Meme Value? phil when they were baby agents? andrew? she bought it herself for Mandatory Casual Friday in admin? she’d wear it to meetings with fury. they’d sit in absolute silence for a full hour.
*rises from my grave* but what if telepathy works over the mycelial network? we already know that betazoids are descended from amphibians! what if they link into your mind by linking into that mushroom network!! deanna troi died in imzadi forever and lwaxana woke up and had a Moment - how else could that have happened if not for the interstellar mushroom network?
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#SURELY SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS FIRST#Star Trek#discovery#Star Trek discovery#discotrek#deanna troi#I’m right I know it#I know I know#caitlin you’ve been gone for years and you come back for this?#yes of course what else could possibly catch my attention#if not a wild ploy to make betazoids relevant again
hi! are you okay? i haven't seen you in a while
Hello! Yes, I’m fine thank you! I just haven’t used this app in a while :) I’m back in my home city and doing lots of new things, so I haven’t really had time for tumblr.
Well, I’ve had time for tumblr, just not the emotional capacity to cope with the fandom stuff on here. It’s much nicer to casually chat with people at work about Star Trek etc than get into giant arguments about it on this website, which is what I’d be doing if I was still here haha.
Thank you so much for checking in. I’m really sorry if I worried you, or anyone else!
Me, a 12 year old child reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” 14 years ago: What a fascinating but terribly upsetting journey these kids are on! I’m sure they can handle it though, Violet is 15 and therefor very Old and Mature. She got this.
Me, now 26, watching these small children be tortured: what the fuck what the fuck what the f—
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this post eminates incredibly demonic energy
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
Please, who is the owner of this video? This is the best audience reaction that i’ve found
lol
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Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh, hosts of the 2019 Golden Globes
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this is bisexual culture
I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”
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actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”
i didnt know once upon a time was supposed to be a disney thing until there was a bunch of screencaps and clips with frozen characters and that cold hard realization was equivalent to seeing a gifset of game of thrones where lord farquaad is just there and everyone’s like ‘oh yeah you know, game of thrones, the shrek spin off’ like thats normal
for some reason ‘game of thrones, the shrek spinoff’ is just unreasonably funny to me right now.
engineering is red
science is blue
command is yellow
this isn’t actually a poem it’s just star trek trivia
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me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:
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Christine, after working on the Enterprise a little while:
when your friends are all from different timezones but youre online
so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics
This is the opposite of a recipe blog