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A taglist, pinned for your convenience.

Inside these tags are unmarked spoilers, so be aware of that.

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ca-dmv-bot

Customer: BORN GAY DMV: my instructions are to run any gay or lesbian plate by the review board, but as long as its positive it is acceptable… Customer’s last name is Gay. Verdict: ACCEPTED

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kalichnikov

Mods, trick him into believing in a simpler past that never was

Mods, trick him into

believing in a simpler

past that never was

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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patchoulism

I think there should be less boob jiggle in games. As in, there should be more flat pear shaped characters with thigh jiggle.

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maruposting

Kicking the My Hornets Academia nest and logging off for the day to enjoy my beautiful life.

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I’ve just always been a milk fan it’s not necessary

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something about seeing people online and going "this person is my friend" (completely untrue). I simply do not understand. to me, you are all my coworkers in the posting factory

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y’all remember we’re talking ab allegations of pedophilia and human trafficking and domestic violence right. real-life abuse. this isn’t fucking hannibal or Genshin or some shit these posts are fucking weird

Guys if you wanna write fanfiction skip the pedophile?!… Give Drake 2 fictional moles feeding Kendrick information while flirting the whole time. One is a bad boy with a troubled past that wants Drake dead, the other is a goody two shoes afraid of being caught but being sick to his stomach. Have them click the send button with Family Matters and the infamous photo while holding hands. Have them raise Drizzy’s secret daughter and watching Frozen with her. Here the professional fujoshi has feeded u an unproblematic wip

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lithro

genuinely asking how this was your takeaway and not "hey maybe this isnt something to turn into fic At All"