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Dallin Jones

@dallin464

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Livin in the 765

Aries Sun is naturally high energy, and very independent. You will work hard to prove you can do something, asking for help simply isn't an option. A natural leader and a bit bossy you always Comand with everyone's best interest at heart. A child and adventurer at heart you love taking risks and pushing the limits. Always eager to start a new project, you throw yourself fully into the new endeavor, however Aries Sun has a bad habit of not finishing what they start. Preferring to be the leader is a good quality when no one wants to step up, and Aries likes being the leader. Many Aries have a hard time passing on or sharing the leadership role, either due to their 'I can do it better ' mindset or their sporadic child like whims, making it had for someone to lead this free willed individual. Aries have a short fuse but an even shorter grudge time, they typically follow the rule of Forgive and Forget. Aries honest and straightforward nature is refreshing to others, as long as Aries keeps their good humor they can easily manoeuvre life's choppy waters.

Scorpio Moon is a very emotionally intelligent sign, not only can they navigate their own emotional lives but the lives of others. They are skilled at seeing past others lies, this is not the sign to try and mislead or be outright untruthful you, they won't play your manipulation games and of they are feeling particularly evil they might just decided to play with you. Of so, run. This isn't a battle you will win. Scorpio Moon has no chill, they want all or nothing. They won't wait on you to figure things out or for you to weigh your options. They want instant answers, they will help you put in the work to and get to where you need to be. They will also bust their own ass to get to where they want to be. Scorpio Moon's have a fear of betrayal and won't waste time in any relationships that they don't see it going anywhere and are shallow.

Libra Rising are charismatic and charming, the allure and pull that they have can draw anyone in. Libras never want to resort to violence or a fight they will weigh all their options before making conclusive decision and I will take the best route to avoid a conflict. Libra tends to be like Leo in the aspect of vanity, they're very self aware of their looks and can be very particular about their aesthetic. There's a reason Libra symbol is the scales of Justice they're an excellent mediator and we'll look at all sides to find the best solutions for everyone. Calm and level-headed this helps them. Libra Risings can seem a little flighty, and shallow, at first glance they can seem to be like that but once you get to know them you'll realize how loyal, deep, and supportive they are.

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Signs of a Toxic Person

1. Nothing you can say or do is good enough.

2. They comment on the smallest flaw or perceived imperfection.

3. They drag up your past and won’t allow you to be different.

4. They act like they are fabulous and never make mistakes.

5. They leave you feeling guilty and ashamed of who you are.

6. They’re critical, controlling and don’t think about your needs.

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nellyben

I like how everybody is paired off haha

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

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dallin464

So much more respect for hockey after finding this out

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

I haven’t seen this on my dash in a while and I think now is as good a time as any to tell you guys that this post got big enough to get to facebook, where it was seen by my cousin, who brought it up at a family event which ended in me defending sucking 1000 dicks to my very religious family

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

This is probs gonna sound weird

But I LOVE being around sleeping people. Maybe this is just a weird social anxiety thing but I love being in the company of people without feeling the need to entertain them. We’re just existing in the same space and it’s so peaceful. Sometimes it’s hard to be able to be in a peaceful, quiet space with someone without it being awkward or feeling the need to force conversation.