I like….. Really love my mom
Joachim Kroll, also known as the ‘’Ruhr Hunter’’, was a German serial killer who mostly preyed on young girls and teenagers. What sets Joachim apart from other serial killers is that his killing spree was not committed in a frenzy–rather it went on at a steady pace over a span of twenty years. The death of his mother in 1955 is said to have triggered the killings. Three weeks after she passed away marks the beginning of Joachim’s macabre series of murders. After raping and strangling his female victims, he would cut slices from their buttocks and their thighs to eat. This became his signature mark. His last and final victim was a 4-year-old girl in 1976. Shortly after, a local resident in the flat he was living in at the time complained to Joachim that his toilet was blocked. Joachim told him the reason it was blocked was because it was ‘’full of guts’’. A plumber was called and found that Joachim was not kidding. The child’s lungs and organs were blocking the pipe, bags of human flesh were stored in the fridge, and a child’s hand was boiling on the stove. Joachim was arrested, where he confessed to killing 14 people, although even he wasn’t sure how high his victim count could be. Joachim died in prison in July 1991.
“Well, I can confirm that that is Brad Pitt,” Reynolds said. “I still don’t even know how we got him for the movie. I just wrote him a letter, and explained what it was we were doing. And the sort of premise behind it was how do we, what’s the most wasteful way to use the biggest movie star in the world? And it was through a character that is largely invisible and worthless throughout the movie. And then just having him show up for eight frames of footage. And I guess Brad found that funny, we all found that funny. And he said, yes. And the next thing you know he came and shot for about seven minutes. It took him longer to drink the coffee that he requested as payment.”
Holy shit I’m crying
I’m thinking maybe Brad was up for some fun in his life around then.
What a legend
-I strangled him and his body is decomposing in my lock-er.
Something Has Forced the Conversation
White American resistance to seeing the past in the present is pathological


This was seriously the best prank
One my favorite pranks
the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing
date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them
partnership not ownership
Reblog until I die
thats funny because he was mad at me:)






